That never happened, you’re making it up,
but you need to realize it happens to men, too,
and it was obviously a joke when it happened.
Anyway, everyone does it sometimes, but not all men.
You feminists generalize everything.
It hurts my feelings when you’re so sensitive.
Nothing in life is more important than free speech,
so just shut up about this social justice nonsense.
We don’t care about race or gender or anything else,
we’re all just people here, just human beings,
so if anyone gives you trouble for who you are
it’s your fault for letting them find out
You will never find a more welcoming community,
but you can’t expect to just walk in here like that.
Gaming has never been a boys’ club,
but why are girls getting into it now?
The corrupt media narrative ignores our wonderful diversity.
Feminists won’t understand that we are not their shield,
but of course white men are catered to, we’re the majority.
You feminists act like men are so dangerous,
but you’re waving raw meat in front of a wild dog
and whose fault is it if you leave your door unlocked?
I resent the implication that I can’t be trusted.
It’s just a compliment, just a drink, just being friendly,
not everyone means something by everything,
not everyone is angling for something in return,
and besides, fake geek girls are taking over
and pretending to like our things
to get compliments
and drinks
and stuff
and never have to give a single thing up in return,
and how is that fair?
You females give so many mixed signals.
You’re so contradictory, I swear,
it’s like you’re different people.
I should just give up on you.
I should just leave you all alone.
But I won’t fight hate with hate.
I will be the bigger man.
I will stay here and I will tell you
every single thing you ever got wrong
until you know better, until you see.
Because I’m a nice guy.