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Me Babysitting
- Me: Ok kids, there are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular babysitter, I'm a cool babysitter.
- Kid: Please stop talking.
- Me: Ok, I'm going to go make you kids a hump day treat.
- Gay Teenager: I can't even walk down the hallway without people staring at me and calling me names under their breath.
- Harry Potter: Same. Literally same.
Do you ever create a catchphrase with your friends and think you’re so unique and funny but then find out that a lot of other people have the same catchphrase so you stop believing in yourself as a creative person and three years later you’re folding shirts at The Gap wishing you would have written that Buzzfeed listicle you thought of about the 20 best desserts to eat when you’re depressed but then a week later someone else writes that same listicle and you are just like FUCK why is God sending all my good ideas to everyone else on the planet and also why are other people experiencing life the same way I am and also why am I analyzing everything like this WHY CAN’T I LIVE?
- My boyfriend: Wow you haven't seen half the stuff on Tumblr.
- Me: I'm too busy being out there in the real world living my best life.
- Me: *spills boxed wine all over self and the bed*
On a Plane
- Me: I'll have a double vodka soda.
- Me: *scrolls through Grindr*
- Me: I would fuck that male flight attendant in both bathrooms on this plane.
- *turbulence*
- Me: Dear Lord Jesus on high. Thank you for protecting me during this time of trouble. Please forgive me for my unholy lifestyle. I'm not worthy of your mercy Lord. Praise be to the one true Jesus.
- Me when plane lands: *scrolls through Grindr.*