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Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It’s 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.
I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.
Smithers, my heart’s pounding like a jackhammer.
Mr. Burns: Marge, what can we do?
Marge: Well, you could give them healthier snacks… theme days…
Mr. Burns: You mean like, “Child Labor Day?”
Marge: Mmm. Actually I was thinking of “Funny Hat Day.”
all jokes aside, this is a much better representation of my experience having a baby:
