Chaotic Dumbass (ง •̀ •́)ง (ง'̀u'́)ง — lol i did a thing

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVEME MORE OF THIS! 

“I swear to god, if one more girl comes up to me and calls me a Dacre…”

“Billy look, there are TOYS. LOOK. Holy shit, Dustin is going to flip the hell out when he hears he’s a freaking action figure…”

“Where am I?” 

“Uhhh…”

“Why don’t I have an action figure? I fight monsters too!” 

“But…umm…well….I don’t think you do yet….on the show anyway.”

“WHAT SHOW?!”

LMAOOO bonus points if they lose each other in the crowd and billy ends up backstage where he meets none other than joe, who blinks at him for several seconds before awkwardly laughing and saying, “hey dacre… didn’t know we were supposed to show up in-character” and billy squints his eyes at him and replies through gritted teeth, “you’re not my steve”

meanwhile steve bumps into dacre who’s just on his way backstage too, and as dacre greets him in full aussie accent, steve has a epiphany life-altering enough for the heavens to open up and angels to sing in the background as he stares at dacre and thinks, holy shit, billy would look so good with hair like that

OMFG Poor Joe would be eaten alive by Billy though. He’ll just keeps on glaring at Joe, demanding that he explain whats going here and who the fuck these people are. And Joe would just laugh awkwardly and be superconfused because what kinda method acting bullshit was Dacre trying to do here?

Meanwhile Steve and Dacre are just off to get some pretzels together and become bffs

I would like to add on to this a version in which Billy and Steve aren’t together yet, and see Harringrove cosplayers at the con kissing and promptly freak out.

Omg I never THOUGHT OF THAT. Oh my. Ohh my.

OMG.

The image of Steve with Dustin’s action figure flash right before my eyes. (don’t know if I keep the size difference right bc don’t have one myself)