Michael: We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working. What are you going to do if you’re by yourself and your heart stops? Stanley: I would die. Michael: And you’re okay with that?  Stanley: I’m okay with the logic of it.

I will fight anyone who says Stress Relief isn’t one of the top five best episodes of The Office. And also, Fire Drill deserves its own five separate GIF sets. THE BEST OPENING EVER.

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