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What Jesus Wants: for humans to be considered better than dogs?? better than RATS?? better than snails?!!??

What Satan Wants: all life forms are good, wonderful; perfect

I’m sorry, but the idea that humans are above snails is a goddamn fallacy.

Why does god hate his eggs sunny side up

How is everything above octopi

To be fair, it’s not talking about which creatures are “better” than which other creatures. The theological concept it’s referring to is natural dominion, i.e., which creatures naturally have authority over which other creatures.

Thus, the infographic on the left implies a natural order in which - among other things - sharks have dominion over trees. How often is that actually going to come up? That seems like poor planning on God’s part.

As someone who is into pen and paper RPGs, I would’ve thought you’d understand the danger that unforeseen rules interactions could pose to a proper working order.

Okay, now you’ve got me trying to imagine the bizarre edge case that obliged God-the-GM to issue an official ruling that sharks have dominion over trees. That feels like the sort of rule with a story behind it.

Shark calls Tree into his office: “Son, your not producing enough oxygen for the higher ups.”
Tree: “…How did I get here?”