Originally posted by bakingsodaz

Lay:

You handed Lay, who was laying on the couch with your sleeping child on top of him, the to do list,“Oppa, don’t forget to call me every 5 hours, to make sure you’re…” still alive.

“Still awake? Don’t worry, baobei, we’ll be fine. Just enjoy your day with your friends,” he waved his hand at you carefully so as to not wake your son up, “be careful. Wo ai ni.”

Originally posted by exoturnback

Baekhyun: You eyed your husband as he slowly fed your son his breakfast. You know that he would be able to take care of your son properly, but you had a feeling that he would sneak in some chocolates for your son while you were out when you specifically told him not to.

“What?” Baekhyun gave you his signature puppy smile, “We wouldn’t eat chocolate, yeobo, don’t worry and just enjoy your day.”

Originally posted by daenso

He promised that, but as soon as you went out, he took out a pack of pepero and danced around with your son while eating it.

Originally posted by wooyoung

Suho: You didnt even have to tell Suho what to do before you leave. He just kicked you out of the house and told you to be back home by dinner time. Being Exo’s guardian, he knew how to handle brats babies. He already made a call to Sehun telling him to buy a lot of toys for your daughter before he arrives there. 

While they were talking, he heard your daughter wake up and waved around a little teady bear at her, “Oh, my little angel, do you want this Mr. Bear? Appa bought this just for you.”

bonus:

Originally posted by yixingofficial

Sehun: Whut? Wasn’t I that one who woke up 6 am in the morning just to buy that stupid “Mr. Bear”? Wasn’t I the one who got stuck in a traffic jam? Wasn’t I the one who wasted money and still haven’t got paid yet?

I blame the tiny people in my head who always misplace a file which sometimes causes me to have a temporary amnesia on who was the last member that I forgot in my favorite group. Then that tiny person who misplaced it, found it again and put it back for me to remember that member…and FOR ME TO REMEMBER HOW A HORRIBLE MONSTER I AM FOR FORGETTING SUCH A KIND AND AWESOME AND PERFECT CREATURE AND THAT I DESERVE TO ROT IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

Originally posted by bricesander

me: “Goodbye satan. Not today.”

Originally posted by xredgrimreaper

should I? If yes, then whooo? bcoz i dunot kno whut to do anymor. I swear. You can ask for like…BTS, or EXO (whatever ot you want), or maybe GOT7. i dunno. as long as I know them. Can you tell me who you want me to write next? Plez? 

Baiii chingussss 💁🏻

-from a hoe

Originally posted by hugtae

i think…no, i know exo’s new album will forever be on my ‘play this on my funeral’ playlist

Who should I write next? (So far I have only bts, exo, seventeen and got7…but mostly bts and exo)

More importantly, what is it about?

Feel free to request anything, as long as I can do something.

Because boredom is really killing me. 😭

Originally posted by jjamsxo

Body roll

(vb)

-a sinful act where your bias does this rolling thing with his/her body.

Hip thrust

(vb)

-one way for your bias to either get you killed or get you pregnant af.

Doesn’t ring a bell?

Well…

Originally posted by blondejongin

No?

Originally posted by bestteamofsoulmates

STILL NO? ARE YOU SURE?

Originally posted by got7ish

OHHH DAYUM YOU’RE IN DEEP SHIT RN

Originally posted by monxbebe

OH GOD IM DYING

Originally posted by kpopalldayy

I SEE THE LIGHT

Originally posted by adorkable2468

PLEASE

Originally posted by kpop-fangirl13

NO! DON’T WANNA DIE YET

Originally posted by imemegines

IF ANYONE HAS FOUND A CURE TO THIS DISEASE

Originally posted by bangtanbighit

please he–

Originally posted by totto-motto

Fangirling instead of studying got me like:

Originally posted by yoonsaur