Haikyuu as vines
Iwaizumi: sup bitch
Oikawa: *blushing* stop
Iwaizumi: bitch
Oikawa: *moans loudly*
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Hinata: that was legitness!
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Kenma: uuuggghh UUGGHHH
Kenma: FUCK SCHOOL
Kenma: FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK
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Kuroo and Tsukishima: lame
Kuroo: !!
Kuroo and Tsukishima: jinx! You owe me
Tsukishima: a sod-
Kuroo: a kiss
Tsukishima: … *tries to get out*
Kuroo: *blocks* YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TSUKKI
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Akaashi: pass me my keys
Bokuto: *throws the printer*
Akaashi: ??
Bokuto: I thought you said printer
Akaashi: why the fuck would I say printer ??
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Sugawara: there is only one thing worser than a rapist *rips off paper*
Tsukishima: a child
Sugawara: no!
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Kageyama and Hinata: *fighting*
Tsukishima: can I get a waffle?
Kageyama and Hinata: *keeps fighting*
Tsukishima: can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Tsukishima: *presses very soda on the fountain*
Tsukishima: *sips* fuck you
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Tsukishima: tadashi has 12 bottles of soap-
Hinata: wait wait why does Yamaguchi have so much soap?!
Yamaguchi: *surrounded by soap* MIND YO BUSINESS HINATA
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Kageyama: sssuuppp it’s ya boi
Kageyama: uuuuuhhhh
Kageyama: skinny penis
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Kuroo: sup I just got laid
Bokuto: nice, how was it?
Kuroo: it was excellent
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Kuroo: if there’s any spirits here with us
Kuroo: can you tell me…
Kuroo: does this sound like Shakera?
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Bokuto: I saw you hanging out with Oikawa yesterday
Kuroo: ubt ugh! Bokuto it’s not what it looks like!
Bokuto: I WONT HESITATE BITCH
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Kenma: everyday
Kenma: I don’t know if I should do homework or video games
Kenma: no matter the question the answer is always porn
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Sugawara: I’m sorry Daichi but I am in love with Jesus… *holds bible*
Daichi: *jumps Asahi* JESUS!
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Kiyoko: hi I’m lesbian
Tanaka: I thought you were Japanese
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Tsukishima: Daichi! Daichi!
Tsukishima: oh my god he’s fuckin dead
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Hinata: and they were roommates
Tsukishima: oh my god they were roommates
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Kuroo: you stupid
Lev: no I’m not!
Kuroo: what’s nine plus ten?
Lev: … 21?
Kuroo: you stupid
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Oikawa: *running away and screaming*
Ushijima: why are you running?
Ushijima: why are you running??
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Kuroo: a lot of people ask me *about to lean on a chair*
Kuroo: What’s it like to be a sex go- *misses and hits himself on the chair*