When you find out that your crush isn’t astrologically compatible with you
yall know so much about astrology
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When you read a zodiac post that doesn’t order the signs Aries-Pisces but you don’t notice until you scroll to where your sign would normally be and it’s not there
The signs response to NASAs new zodiac dates
- What the fuck? NASA what the hell are you doing this is fucking stupid what about all of the things that you are FUCKING UP OH MY GOD: Aries, Libra, Aquarius
- Why is NASA talking about THE ZODIAC that's so UNSCIENTIFOC and astrology is BULLSHIT: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
- Like y'all need to chill: Cancer, Leo, Pisces
- What did NASA do: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius
We’re all just making shit up as we go
yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
wheres capricorn
Wheres capricorn: capricorn
yall know so much about astrology
We’re all just making shit up as we go
yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
wheres capricorn
Wheres capricorn: capricorn
Zodiac Signs as Vines
The signs as vines
Aries- Is that a dog in a car AY HOWD YOU GET HERE WHERED YOU LEARN TO DRIVE
Taurus- GUACOMELE GUAC GUAC OMOLE GUACOMELE
Gemini- Bring Kylie Jenner to the foyer OMG IS THAT A CHICKEN
Cancer- Hi welcome to chili’s
Leo- When you’ve been around as long as I have you develop a thick skin BABY BLUE IS NOT YOUR COLOR maybe blue brings out my eyes you prick!
Virgo- *cow pushing hay bale with its head while eye of the tiger plays in the background*
Libra- I DONT GET NI SLEEP CUZ OF YALL
Scorpio- NATALIE WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS
Saggitarius- PATRICIA could you be a little more quiet sweetie
Capricorn- does anyone tell you you look like Beyoncé “no normally they just tell me i look like Shalissa”
Aquarius-*puts every soda in one cup* fuck you
Pisces- ay what’s your favorite color “black” *kisses guy in the cheek*
the signs as marvel characters
aries: gamora
taurus: hulk
gemini: groot
cancer: spiderman
leo: captain america
virgo: thor
libra: star lord
scorpio: ironman
sagittarius: loki
capricorn: black widow
aquarius: rocket
pisces: hawkeye
Mental Illness for the Signs
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
Wait, mental illness isn’t a fucking personality trait or a cute quirk you can post on your blog to seem cool or interesting. We can’t correlate them to astrology because it doesn’t make any sense and it’s fucking disrespectful to people that are diagnosed with them.
Ferris Bueller’s day off
Ferris Bueller: gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius
Sloane Peterson: cancer, capricorn, aquarius, pisces
Cameron Frye: aries, taurus, virgo, scorpio
the only horoscope post that matters
Shit the Signs Ask Santa For…
Aries- a fuck to give
Taurus- a trip far away from assholes
Gemini- alcohol or revenge
Cancer- free netflix and a new fuckin sweater
Leo- that one zodiac blog to shut up about their ego
Virgo- some witty comebacks for that dick that’s sending them anon hate
Libra- puppies and kittens. Tons of fuckin babies.
Scorpio- Christmas to be over
Sagittarius- people to get off their fucking back about making plans
Capricorn- nothing. Santa is pointless.
Aquarius- citric acid. Don’t ask.
Pisces- world peace or some shit
Hello! I’m posting to ask anyone who’s interested to take a look at my Sirius Black fic, Mirrorball! It’s been on Wattpad for a week and only gotten 1 view so far but trust me, I’ve got some cool plans for it. I’ll leave the link and description below. MARLENE & DORCAS ARE GAY IN IT TOO.
Mirrorball (Sirius Black) (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/289888541-mirrorball-sirius-black?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=All_These_Feels&wp_originator=xvceQBBm04Xez4lVo1JOePzgS5WISYPBh6lIXZ4wdbdA1BheJ0Ht6VuLemo8%2B1f9fCC8aMXjIW%2BHavbapHTeZ23truwEhzd1ql9PEYucAO5U%2FO8tzudXXDrYgRXwNqYr
Juliet Lovegood was determined to enjoy her last years at Hogwarts. Unexpectedly, she finds herself falling for Hogwarts resident class clown, Sirius Black, and it seems like he might return her feelings. Always the loudest, funniest guy in the room, Sirius doesn’t know how much longer he can keep up a brave face. With a war on the front, will they have time to be together? After all, all’s fair in love and war, right?
*** Hush, I know they said the end is near. But I’m still on my tallest tiptoes, spinning in my highest heels, love. Shining just for you. ***