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What is he doing?
Pacing. *Lee* is *pacing*.
Who?

[*Pacing*] >pun<
What is he doing?
Pacing. *Lee* is *pacing*.
Who?

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PJ: Finally, after all this time, I get the set back. We finally resolved the issue and we can finally get back to shooting the film.
Thorin: How did you get the set back from Thranduil?
Gandalf: What the devil are you talking about? I have not seen... — PJ: Finally, after all this time, I get the set back. We finally resolved the issue and we can finally get back to shooting the film.
Thorin: How did you get the set back from Thranduil?
Gandalf: What the devil are you talking about? I have not seen Thranduil all day. I was not aware he was here today.
Lindir: How did Peter get the set back?
Elrond: Yeah, that’s funny. You know what? I finally got a wet bar.
Lindir: How did you do that?
Elrond: It was a gift from Kíli and Fíli.
Kíli: I don’t know what Elrond is talking about.
Fíli: Sure you do, Brother. We took PJ’s bar and gave it to Elrond.
Kíli: PJ’s one of us, right?
Fíli: Uh, no. He’s directing the film.
Kíli: What is this film you keep talking about?
Bilbo: Did Thranduil give back the set?
Smaug: No.
Bilbo: What’s Peter talking about?
Smaug: No idea.
Bilbo: This won’t end well.
PJ: Bard told me that Legolas told him that you told Legolas that you gave the set back.
Thranduil: (giggles)
PJ: Did you tell Legolas that?
Thranduil: No. Lee told Orlando and Luke to tell Ian and Richard to tell Hugo and Bret to tell Martin and Benedict to tell Lee to sent someone to tell me to give you the set back.
PJ: Who told you?
Galadriel: Cate.
Legolas: Did Dad give you the money?
Bard: Yeah. Shh….Be quiet. PJ’s coming.
PJ: Here we are again. I can’t even explain what Thranduil just said. All I know is I don’t have my set yet.
Bard: I know. Thranduil has it.
Legolas: You gave it to him.
PJ: I did not give the set to Thranduil. Where is it?
Bard: You’re standing on it.
Legolas: Yep.
PJ: And who does this set belong to?
Bard: You’re the director.
Legolas: Are you sure?
PJ: Sure of what?
Bard: Of who you are?
PJ: I’m Peter.
Legolas: I’m Orlando
Bard: I’m Luke. How are you?
Thranduil: Don’t look at me. I think they’re all crazy.

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Lindir: We are just being silly. Really, everyone gets along here all the time. We are one big happy family.
Elrond: That’s what it is like on the set. Even Thorin and Thranduil get along famously.
I get along with who? Since when?
Lies! Nothing but... — Lindir: We are just being silly. Really, everyone gets along here all the time. We are one big happy family.
Elrond: That’s what it is like on the set. Even Thorin and Thranduil get along famously.
I get along with who? Since when?
Lies! Nothing but lies!

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PJ: (Sigh) Thranduil, may I PLEASE have my set back, Your Imperial Majesty, King of Mirkwood, Lord of the Woodland Realm?
Thranduil: […Ourageous…Outrageous…]
Kíli: Is Thranduil listening to Britney Spears?
Legolas: It’s Freaky Friday…he’s... — PJ: (Sigh) Thranduil, may I PLEASE have my set back, Your Imperial Majesty, King of Mirkwood, Lord of the Woodland Realm?
Thranduil: […Ourageous…Outrageous…]
Kíli: Is Thranduil listening to *Britney Spears*?
Legolas: It’s Freaky Friday…he’s outrageous….
Thorin: I don’t want to know what he listens to the rest of the week.
Lindir: OMG…I can’t take it anymore..
Elrond: I love this trilogy, man.

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PJ: Finally, today, I get my set back. Galadriel spoke to everyone.
Thorin: Galadriel?
Legolas: Galadriel?
Bilbo: Is he kidding?
Balin: Oh, my…Galadriel?
Kíli: She spoke to who?
Fíli: Guys…?
Thranduil: That’s a good one.
Elrond: You know what,... — PJ: Finally, today, I get my set back. Galadriel spoke to everyone.
Thorin: Galadriel?
Legolas: Galadriel?
Bilbo: Is he kidding?
Balin: Oh, my…Galadriel?
Kíli: She spoke to who?
Fíli: Guys…?
Thranduil: That’s a good one.
Elrond: You know what, Lindir?
Lindir: What?
Elrond: Galadriel didn’t say anything to anyone. You want to know why?
Lindir: Why?
Elrond: Because I gave her Lothlórien to keep quiet until we got what we wanted. Brilliant, wasn’t it?
Lindir: Yes, quite brilliant.
Elrond: I know. It’s good to be Elrond.

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Peter: Thranduil, you have to give your part of the set to Lindir today.
Thranduil: What? I can’t hear you. The reception’s terrible.
Elrond: He’s got to talk to Thorin next.
Lindir: Here we go again.
Thorin: I’m waiting… — Peter: Thranduil, you have to give your part of the set to Lindir today.
Thranduil: What? I can’t hear you. The reception’s terrible.
Elrond: He’s got to talk to Thorin next.
Lindir: Here we *go again*.
Thorin: I’m *waiting*…

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PJ: Thranduil, Please give me my set back. Pretty please.
Thranduil: …Say My Name, Say My Name…
Thorin: Don’t say it, man.
Legolas: I’m not sayin’ it.
Elrond: This won’t end well.
Lindir: omg…
Fíli: Okay, that was funny..(hee). — PJ: Thranduil, Please give me my set back. Pretty please.
Thranduil: …*Say My Name, Say My Name*…
Thorin: Don’t say it, man.
Legolas: I’m not sayin’ it.
Elrond: This won’t end well.
Lindir: *omg…*
Fíli: Okay, that was funny..(*hee*).

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Thorin: PJ, tell everyone why you never stand too close to Thranduil.
PJ: I stand close enough.
Thorin: Really, it’s fine. I can understand if you think he’s scary.
PJ: He is not scary.
Thorin: Be honest.
PJ: I am. He doesn’t scare me.
Thorin: Then... — Thorin: PJ, tell everyone why you never stand too close to Thranduil.
PJ: I stand close enough.
Thorin: Really, it’s fine. I can understand if you think he’s scary.
PJ: He is not scary.
Thorin: Be honest.
PJ: I am. He doesn’t scare me.
Thorin: Then go get your set back.
Lindir: It would be easier if he just played ‘possum’.
Elrond: Yep.

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Thranduil: Look, if you want the set back, why don’t you ask the guy you gave it to?
PJ: You?
Thranduil: No, that guy who has to go to the bathroom all the time. What’s his name?
PJ: Who did I give the set to?
Thorin: Thranduil.
PJ: Then who’s this... — Thranduil: Look, if you want the set back, why don’t you ask the guy you gave it to?
PJ: You?
Thranduil: No, that guy who has to go to the bathroom all the time. What’s his name?
PJ: Who did I give the set to?
Thorin: Thranduil.
PJ: Then who’s this other person he says I gave the set to?
Thorin: Oh, him. Yeah, he’s the guy that has to go to the bathroom all the time. I forget his name. Ask Kíli and Fíli.
Kíli: Bigger Trailer?
Fíli: Yep.
Kíli: I lost my memory.
PJ: Okay, I know you guys will tell me.
Elrond: What do you think, Gandalf?
Gandalf: Of course. What would you like to know, Sir?
PJ: Who did I give the set to?
Elrond: To the guy who always has to go to the bathroom, of course.
Gandalf: Well, he has a name, Elrond. I think that is what Peter would like to know.
PJ: Yes. What’s his name?
Gandalf: Exactly.
PJ: Pardon?
Gandalf: Thranduil said so.
PJ: Said what?
Gandalf: His name.
PJ: What’s his name?
Elrond: That’s it.
PJ: I give up. I can’t find this guy anywhere.
Bilbo: You mean Lee?
PJ: Who?
Bilbo: Lee Pace. That is who you are looking for.
PJ: Thank you, Bilbo. Which character does he play?
Bilbo: The tall one. With the long hair.
Lindir: Oh, that could be anyone.
Elrond: I know.
Who is this Lee Pace you speak of?

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Bard: Hey, did you know there are some people on this planet that actually don’t like Thranduil? I’m serious. I told that to some of the guys. They didn’t take it too well.
Kíli: I like him.
Fíli: He paid you to say that.
Kíli: That’s why I like... — Bard: Hey, did you know there are some people on this planet that actually don’t like Thranduil? I’m serious. I told that to some of the guys. They didn’t take it too well.
Kíli: I like him.
Fíli: He paid you to say that.
Kíli: That’s why I like him.
Thorin: Thranduil who?
Legolas: I like my Dad….He’s nowhere near my wire, is he?
Lindir: Not like Thranduil? That’s hilarious.
Elrond: I know. We’re also on camera.
PJ: I adore Thranduil. He’s my favorite character in all of Tolkien. No one is better than or more humble than Thranduil. Smart, good-looking. Snazzy dresser. Best hair in Middle-Earth. Can I have my set back now?
Thranduil: Thank you all for being so kind to me. Let me think about that last question…………………………………………………………………………………..No.

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newsfromthehouseofbourbon

January 7, 2024: Welcome to 2024!

Okay, I have been writing (and there is a LOT). However, I've had to deal with bedbugs for the past six months (and going). I have no time to go into the logistics (and the blame sits squarely on the shoulders of my stepsister), but I'm here to have some fun and tell you about what is going on with the HOB.

Without too much detail of the private conflicts that plagued this project since its creation upon the heels of the success of @tkwrtrilogy2, @tkwrtrilogy, and @tkwrtrilogy3, there has been an overhaul. Also, the latest addition to the trilogy will make its debut on Wattpad (but will come here eventually).

First, the OVERHAUL: Welcome to the HOB Universe.

You're asking yourself: WTF is this? Well, the best explanation of it can be seen here. All that applies is that this takes place in 17th-century France rather than Middle Earth.

I will be overhauling the Tumblr for @lesecretdelamaisondubourbon. There is a reason, but to find that out, you'll have to read the memoir about all of this (TBA). Either way, it comes on the heels of family drama and the death of a friendship that was supposed to last forever (according to her). But, the book (known by the title XIV) is going up on Wattpad, so while it is being overhauled over here, you can read it in its proper order over there.

XIV: The life and times of Louis XIV as told by Louis XIV--if you haven't figured that out yet. It is part of Book III; his father's story (@thesecretofthehouseofbourbonbook) is Book II.

Now, about that other book: The original title of the book (that was going to be written by my former co-author) was Monsieur. If you guess that the book was going to be about Philippe I, Duc d'Orléans (younger brother of Louis XIV), you were right.

If you think this is a retelling of centuries of rumor and innuendo, you would be wrong. This will be his story--told by Philippe. Under the title of Son of France (Fils de France in French), this is the story you were never told. After 383 years, it is time.

His story officially began in January of 2024, and he will be following his brother Louis here once he debuts on Wattpad. Stay tuned for more. He's part of the universe now.

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