thesnobbyartsyblog:

lonniiii:

mrdavisspeaksout:

lonniiii:

Morning sex …

breakfast sex

before work sex 

after work sex

after dinner sex 

shower sex 

bedtime sex 

SEX SEX SEX !!! 

This feels like a set up…🤔. How long would this special last for your future husband?

I ask because most women say this in the beginning and then after 3 months it drops too, “Hurry up, I’m only doing this because it’s your birthday sex”

But if you do this regardless of time, I applaud you 👏🏾👌🏾👍🏾

until the cooder cat gets tired 

• EXPECTATIONS - Morning sex …? 
  

REALITY - Stop I’m a be late for work, later when I get back. 

• Expectations - breakfast sex
  

REALTIY - Stop bae, lol Did I not I just tell you I’m a be late for work? Give me my toast.

• EXPECTATION - before work sex
  

REALITY - In Your car road raging to work.

• EXPECTATIONS after work sex
  

REALITY - I’m too tired baby, I just want to eat and go bed.

• EXPECTATIONS after dinner sex
  

REALITY - ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SEX! SEX! SEX! , You didn’t even ask me how my day went!.

• EXPECTATIONS shower sex
  

REALITY - Definitely not happening, her arguing ran with herself ran over into this time.

• EXPECtATIONS bedtime sex
  

REALITY - You alone on the couch dick in the hand sex.

😂😂😂😂😂

(via thesnobbyartsyblog)