breakfast never dies
- widowmaker: classic continental breakfast. lady grey tea.
- pharah: cucumber slices, yogurt, some kind of flaky spinach pastry. strong cardamom tea.
- soldier 76: an entire grapefruit, no sugar, no spoon.
- winston: peanut butter crunch with banana slices.
- lucio: bowl of own breakfast cereal. orange juice.
- reaper: count chocula and donuts. dips the donuts in the leftover chocolaty cereal milk.
- d.va: a single monster energy.
- bastion: powered by solar energy so technically breakfast is all day.
- genji: a crisp cucumber lime gatorade for the electrolytes while he's docked to his charging station.
- junkrat: a 6-pack of five-hour energy, every 4 hours.
- roadhog: a rasher of turkey bacon while he explains how much personality pigs have.
- torbjörn: hard-boiled egg halves cemented to dry crackers with fermented fish paste. calls each one "my masterpiece!"
- hanzo: a bowl of quality rice. if genji is watching, douses it in cheap soy sauce out of spite.
- symmetra: tofurkey sausages in soylent glaze.
- mccree: hash browns, over-easy eggs, black coffee. actually really good at breakfast, it's the one thing he has going for him.
- mei-ling: better at breakfast than mccree.
- mercy: ihop at 3 AM
- tracer: ihop at 3 AM
- reinhardt: ihop at 3 AM. keeps trying to order the grand slam despite that being a denny's menu item.
- zarya: ihop at 3 AM. has somehow found the denny's rockstar menu and orders a hooburrito despite it being discontinued and, again, an ihop.
- zenyatta: ihop at 3 AM. doesn't eat, just there to embrace nothingness.
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