Dear Britain,
As the referendum edges closer you are no doubt growing tired of the hollow-headed arguments put forward so far, bored of the bravado packed, short-on-substance back-and-forths that the media seem so eager to feed us, every hour on the hour: plenty questions posed, very few answered.
There is a reason why that definitive answer we seek has so far eluded our TV screens, escaped our front pages and silenced our radios; because contrary to what the media and the establishment might have you believe, there is a third option and there needn’t be a compromise between prosperity and democracy. I introduce to you Vote Move.
Using NASA photonic propulsion technology, one million British minds and groundbreaking technological advances in British industry, we will be able to relocate Britain just five miles off of the coast of Argentina by 2026. Maintaining full democratic control of Britain whilst enjoying free trade as part of the Union of South American Nations.
With an already strong set of allies in the region such as the Falkland Islands and Guyana, we can expect a smooth transition from Europe’s miserable climate to the bliss of the South American continent.
A choice between democracy and prosperity is no choice at all, Vote Move.
Hugo Swire MP, Chairman for the Vote Move Campaign