What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

romanzhang:

avocantdo:
whiskeytangofrogman:
kent-parsons-cowlick:
whiskeytangofrogman:
bookwyrmling:
whiskeytangofrogman:
whiskeytangofrogman:
whiskeytangofrogman:
SOMEONE COME TALK TO ME ABOUT CHECK! PLEASE BROADWAY HEADCANON SONGS
Alright fuck it here we go
Bitty is def. “What Baking Can Do” from Waitress and “Corner of the Sky” from Pippin
Nursey and Dex are “Best Worst Mistake” from If/Then
Lardo?? is “Right Hand Man” from Something Rotten
R&H are “Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer” from Cats
that’s all I got for now
wait no no no okay
“When You Got It, Flaunt It” from The Producers is Shitty’s song
WE’RE DOING BROADWAY????
Because, like, a month ago I fell in love with Opening Sequence: The New World from Songs for a New World for Jack. He goes from standing at the top of the hockey world to everything crumbling in just one moment and now finds himself in a new world he has to learn about and navigate. But, as scary as it is, it offers hope – a hope that he finds at Samwell and with Bitty.
Don’t ruin me like this
I always thought “She Used To Be Mine” from Waitress was a Jack song.
“Positive” from Legally Blonde The Musical feels like a Bitty song.
I think another Shitty song might be “You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (When You’re Makin’ Love)” from Avenue Q. (DEETS DEETS DEETS) He’d probably also really like “Ain’t No Man Manhattan” from If/Then.
OH OH! Another Bitty song could be “Mrs. Taylor’s Lullabye” from Bat Boy The Musical. It’s this sweet little song where a mother croons to her daughter that she will get violent if anyone hurts her baby girl.
A good Kent Parson song might be “The Party Goes With You” from 35mm: A Musical Exhibition.
A Jack re: Parse song (if you’re lookin’ for some #feels) would be “I Have Torn You From My Heart” from Daddy Long Legs. (I have torn you from my soul / you have hurt me for the last time / and I won’t go on believing / you’ll never hear another plea / yes you have your freedom but you don’t have me)
Honestly Johnson is just the Narrator from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. He knows it’s all for entertainment but he’s invested and along for the ride anyway.
This is so good god bless y'all
not to b obvious but… what is this feeling for nurseydex
Defying gravity for rans and holster i mean it’s canon they sing it around the haus

let the record state that I already regret my enthusiastic participation in this dorkfest and I’m probably including some non-Broadway stuff in here, but:

- Lardo singing ‘Giants In The Sky’ from Into the Woods - specifically, singing it loudly, aggressively and with intent at every taller person she encounters (so, like, all of them) while drunk

- Lardo also singing ‘One Of The Boys’ from Woman of the Year the morning after thrashing some dumbass lax bros at flipcup (Shitty goddamn swoons)

- Ransom and Holster singing ‘Bosom Buddies’ from Mame as an obnoxious duet, shouted through the Haus whenever they’re making up after a fight

- Bitty absolutely sings all the parts to ‘Fall River Hoedown’ from New Faces, in different voices, while wielding a huge goddamn chopping knife, and consequently terrifies the living shit out of Dex

- Jack, very shyly and after much coaxing, admitting to knowing the lyrics to ‘I Just Can’t Wait To Be King’ from The Lion King, refusing to sing it for anyone, but getting it stuck in his head because of the conversation and subsequently getting caught singing it in the shower by Ransom and Holster, who have to be threatened by Bitty with the loss of pie privileges into deleting the audio file

- Chowder knowing the entire score to Phantom of the Opera and just not giving a shit what anyone thinks, singing it happily on the bus to games

- if you don’t think Shitty does ‘Razzle Dazzle’ from Chicago whenever he’s feeling pissed and sarcastic about the failings of the legal system, you are wrong

- Parse sings ‘Memories’ from Cats to Kit Purrson when he thinks nobody’s around to hear him, OBVIOUSLY

(via wlwgang)