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Preacher at the metro: excuse me miss do you have a minute to talk?
Me: sorry I can’t because I’m vegan
Me after buying Hummus
- Me: *buys Hummus at the store and arrives home*
- Me: I will only have one spoonful then put the rest of the hummus in the fridge
- Me: *eats all of the hummus*
- Me: oh well better try to have more self control next time
- <p> <b>Me talking to myself:</b> whenever someone asks me for a favor I have to stop saying that "I'm too gay" to do it to myself<p/><b>My mom calling me from a distance:</b> can you please take out the trash?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm too gay to do this shit<p/></p>
When you're sick and binge watch the new season of magic school bus rides again
enbundad answered:
Is this @yokitoshi?
What gave it away?
Magic school bus
Lots of people like Magic School Bus 😛
Still got you tho, lmao.
One day I will send you an anon and you won’t know it’s me