Dear Fanfic Writers,

I love reading those hot man on man shower sex fics as much as anyone, but PLEASE for the love of all that is holy, stop with the soap/body wash/shampoo as lube substitues.  Keep in mind that using any of these items as "lubricant" is essentially the equivalent of a soap enema and I PROMISE sexy times will be ruined by explosive diarrhea and severe cramping.  I understand that sometime Dean and Cas are just so worked up and rock hard for each other they just grab whatever is handy, but PLEASE remember the inexperienced readers who think this is a good idea.  Take a hint from the gif, there is ALWAYS time for lube.

Thank You,

A Nurse Reader xxoxx