Enjolras: Fuck me if I’m wrong but-
Grantaire: You are wrong.
Enjolras: I didn’t even-
Grantaire: Wrong, YOU ARE WRONG

Grantaire has set up his ringtone for Enjolras in “I’m a believer” ‘cos if Enj is actually calling him he wouldn’t be near, right? And it is not like all the other Amis doesn’t know already about his enormous crush. So whatever.

Cue to the day when R can’t find his phone and Enjolras volunteers to make it ring.

Okay… the Amis. Friday the 13th. 

Combeferre is looking for ghosts because ‘you never know’.

 Joly is carrying salt around with them everywhere. 

Jehan hasn’t been seen but is assumed to be lurking in a cemetery. 

…and Enjolras didn’t even notice until Courf came running into his room after watching horror movies alone, disrupting his and Grantaire’s more…intimate time

A whole mess of G- and T-rated E/R fic for safe reading in public 

0k-2k

Of Roommates and Hallways by Madlyie

2k-5k

cake and misunderstandings by Murf1307

between the shadow and the soul by sarahyyy (@sarah-yyy)

cold hands, warm art by slightlytookish (@slightlytookish)

all of the while it was you by crooked (@enjolrahhhs)

A Tupperware Full of Love by sarahyyy 

A Lesson in Perspective by sarahyyy 

You Should Have Told Me by nothingwithoutyouxo

Crossed Wires by sarahyyy

swapsies by kiyala

Do You Think We’ll Be In Love? by ellevaire

5k-10k

Oh, It’s What You Do To Me by captainskellington

Date Night by samyazaz (@samyazaz)

It’s not like I’m falling in love by BarricadeKitten (Dominatrix)

I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend by waroftheposes

home is where you are (series) by sarahyyy

Plan M by captainskellington (@cityelf)

Nocturnal Activities by sarahyyy

show me the glint of light on broken glass by whooves

10k-20k

How the Future’s Done by barricadeur

Lovesickness by idiopathicsmile

Grounds for Dismissal by The Librarina (tears_of_nienna)

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by tellthemstories

Novelesque Diary (series) by ryssabeth (@jedierenjaeger)

20k and up

Best Kept Secrets by tellthemstories

In Defiance of All Geometry by idiopathicsmile [OT3]

We Are Who We Are by sigh_no_more

Friday I’m Love by The Librarina (tears_of_nienna)

Grantaire: i’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now

Grantaire: no response.

Enjolras: wow he sounds stupid

Grantaire: but he’s not

Grantaire: he’s really smart actually

Grantaire: just dense

Enjolras: maybe you just need to be more obvious

Enjolras: like i don’t know—

Enjolras: “hey! i love you!”

Grantaire: you really think that would work

Enjolras: no but it’s worth a shot?

Grantaire: i guess you’re right

Grantaire: hey enjolras

Grantaire: i love you

Enjolras: see? just say that!

Granataire: holy fucking shit

Enjolras: if that flies over his head then sorry taire but he’s way too stupid for you

Grantaire: DUDE

this is the best summary of jean and jeremy's relationship i think