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MTV Reality Show Questionnaire by S. R. Schulz

Do you self-medicate your deeply seeded self-loathing and superficial morals with inordinate amounts of alcohol?*
- Yes
- No
Do you not worry about sexual transmitted diseases like neurosyphillis, trichomonas or Pthirus Pubis because you enjoy copulating with any overly tanned, purging bulimic and/or steroid crazed 18-24 year old male/female?*
- Yes
- No
Do you secretly hate yourself and want to show the world how much in a series of drunken overcompensations?*
- Yes
- No
Does spending every night at a club with flashing lights, 10 dollar beers, soulless individuals and dub step remixed Katy Perry sound like something you do anyways?*
- Yes
- No
Do you value commercialism, outward appearances and financial success over things like ethical decision-making, good moral character or inner beauty?*
- Yes
- No
Have you ever read a book?*
- Yes
- No
Do you have poor coping skills when it comes to life stress that seem to materialize when asked to perform remedial tasks in a 10 to 20 hour work week?*
- Yes
- No
Would you carry a fetus in your uterus for 9 months and possibly destroy said life’s chance at normalcy if it meant you could later become a porn star and possibly go to “Teen Choice Awards”?*
- Yes
- No
Are you emotionally unstable especially when heavily intoxicated with ethanol or faced with everyday stressful situations like cleaning your room or dealing with racial or cultural diversity?*
- Yes
- No

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