“Hey, gatita. Hold it, hold it. Look. It has been a LONG six days. And I’ve had next to no peace and quiet thanks to him and his constant ‘NO’S’, guys like you coming in and busting my ass AND! As much as I’d like to off this little weirdo myself, I have a contract to uphold. And I really, REALLY want some pizza! So please. Make this easy for me. And step. Away. From him. NOW.”