No but Jacob didn’t you observe that the game literally is a star wars ripoff even beyond that?

• young man in the fucking desert sets off to follow his destiny
• teams up with renegade princess and grizzled old war commander
• said grizzled old war commander has a ‘brother’ who turned evil over political disagreements
• evil brother wears an imposing suit of armor and has a dark theme song suspiciously similar in tempo to the Imperial March
•  young man in the fucking desert does not romance the princess as expected - princess actually has more romantic subtext for hot pirate mercenary
• everything said above about Han and Chewie being Balthier and Fran
• they build a fucking DEATH STAR holy shit how unsubtle does it have to god damn get

that’s all I can remember right now I haven’t played that game in years for good reason

yo just remembered

• pirate mercenary has a black smuggler friend who is the administrator of a powerful port city

you made this so much better 

im laughing so hard its like

star wars

harry potter

star trek

ERIDAN

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

No idea what’s happening here but I love it.