I teach teenagers and own one, which
means I'm insane or have oodles of patience. I think it's the former.
My mother loves fresh starts.
New sheets with bright floral
patterns that make me dizzy and nauseated are a fresh start. “Look at
these!” she exclaims as the sheets billow out over my bed, “Don’t they
make you think of spring?”
Actually, they make me think of
funeral flowers, but for once I am wise and hold my thoughts inside.
Sometimes I can do this, even when they fester and bubble in my gut
until I feel pain in my abdomen. Pain is good. It makes me feel a little
more alive than I usually do. I tried to explain that once to my
mother, when she was moderately sober, to which she replied, “What
sixteen-year old needs pain? Get outside and get fresh air Joline.”
Fresh air, fresh starts, fresh drinks. Everything is fresh to my mother.
Fresh
starts also include haircuts, for some reason. Mom drags me out of
funeral flowers insisting all I need is “a haircut! That’s what will
give you a fresh start!” and she is enthusiastically throwing clothes at
me, muttering how this colour goes with this skirt. I think it’s
perfectly acceptable to go out in my pajamas.