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- Draco: *tries to make out with harry*
- Harry: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
- Darco: Friends? I only barely tolerate Granger and Weasel is basically a pet.
Isn’t it nice that Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood operate on opposite seasonal schedules, implying that you could reasonably be both a wizard and a demigod without missing any classes.
I’m daughter of Hades, and in Slytherin houseSlytherin: *sees Hufflepuff angrily defending someone from bullies*
Slytherin: I’m horny but very afraid.
Ravenclaw: Hey Sly, have you ever been in love?
Slytherin: …once.
Ravenclaw: Really? How did it end?
Slytherin, looking at Hufflepuff: It hasn’t.