AREA MAN LAMENTS NOTHING REALLY GOING ON THIS WEEK
Shuffling through the city streets of Lion’s Arch amidst the usual hustle and bustle, local human Dirk Ronaldson regretfully has nothing on his agenda for the next few days. Citing nothing of importance taking place and no adventures to be had, Dirk figures he may see if anyone on the old Beetletun farm could use a hand, for old times’ sake.
After spotting one of our investigative journalists, Dirk spoke with The Orrator even though we never asked him to. The reporter was working on a story far more interesting than what you’re reading now, but out of pity took the time to assure Dirk that he never knows, something may come up. Possibly tomorrow. And that thing could fill his plans for the foreseeable future.
A sullen Dirk was then witnessed trying to pass the time by catching water from the Lion’s Arch fountain in his mouth.