- OK SO THE FREAKING STEVEN UNIVERSE FACEBOOK PAGE FCKN SPOILED SOMETHING FOR ME LIKE WHAt

-but this is the last episode of the Stevenbomb and i’m hyped up on what they’re going to do to resolve this!!

- LET’S GO!!!

- pERIDOT

- YOU DID GUD PERL

- Steven is sucha cinnamon bun

- peridot is MEGA MAN

- STEVEN IS SO STRONG

- PERIDOT WHAT

- what the fuck is peridot

- PERIDOT SHUT THE FUCK UP

- WONDER HOW YOU LEARNED THAT PEARL

- tension ;-;

- pearl are u ok

- I love peridot

- steven u r adorable ok

- “STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT YOU CLODS”

- PERIDOT U FCKIN NERD

- PERIDOT PLEASE

- PEARL IS LOSING IT

- THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FORM SARDONYX TO SAVE THEMSELVES

- FINALLY just talk

- OMFG dont talk

- PEARL ;~:

- garnet ; ;

- THE WHIP

- sardonyx :o

- peridot is such a fucking nerd stop

- “I caught a peridot!” :D

- HER FCKING FOOT

- that was great episode :3 they finally (sorta) resolved it

- WOO! new episode :D! kinda sad some shits spoiled something for me, hopefully it isn’t correct

- Aw pearl ;-; I love you

- Garnet please ; - ; she is SO SORRY

- I love greg so much

- ROAD TRIP

- Keystone is a state? interesting

- “if im not back in an hour call the police”

- garnet are you ok D:

- OMFG RUBY AND SAPPHIRE AHH

- RUBY’S FACE OMF

- HOT SPOT!

- cold spot

- Sapphire has future vision? interesting

- gREG HELP US

- SQUARE PIZZA WHAT THE fUCK

- AND GREG GIVES MORE AMAZING ADVICE

- they are so fucking adorable I CANT 

- STEVEN BROKE

- SHE DOES HAVE ONLY ONE EYE WHAT THE FUCK

- RUPPHIRE 

- aw steven

- “I paid for breakfeast, and the damage…”

- “SHE SPOKE TO ME” aw poor pearl ;-;

I just realized that pearl has been shipped with literally all three of the crystal gems, and no, don’t ship pearl with steven because that’s no

Here are the possible Canidates for Sardonyx, from least likely to most likely:

15. Garnet - Pearl Fusion

14. Steven - Garnet Fusion

13. Temple

12. Peridot - Jasper Fusion

11. Onion

10. Rose’s Scabbard

9. Sniffling Croissant 

8. A carton of milk

7. Mr and/or Mrs. Maheswaran

6. The woman at the Movie Theater in Lion 2: The Movie

5. Greg’s van

4. Connie From King of the Hill 

3. Barb

2. The author of the journal, my brother.

1. Nanefua