hamilton: man wow i cheated on my wife,, my son is dead,, i got fired...my life is just the fuckin shit rn lmao someone shoot me

burr: lol k

With all of the hype about Hamilton, I think we need to talk about some of the paintings of the Burr-Hamilton duel. 

Like where’s the part in Hamilton where he tries to fly away from the duel?

cha-cha real smooth

#dealwithit #sassyBurr

Hamilton auditions for the role of Eponine

where to even start with this

tfw u throw away ur shot

A petition needs to be started to get Lin-Manuel Miranda, Leslie Odom Jr and the cast of Hamilton to recreate these masterpieces

ive never seen hamilton obviously but i feel like ive seen a weird version because in my head i cant help but picture certain stagings, no matter how bizarre.  like i try to stop picturing it but i cant.  I CANT.  i havent slept in weeks

ie.   

• ‘what comes next’ opens on king george draped over a comically large throne with a half-eaten tub of ice cream in his lap
  
• “un deux trois quatre CINQ!”  *phillip throws both hands in the air like he just scored a touchdown*   “BRAVO!!!”  *hamilton throws both hands in the air like his son just scored a touchdown* 
  
• lafayette just…… just  droppin from the fuckin ceiling in his guns and ships entrance
  
• “GEOOOORGE WASHINGTON!”  *a million spotlights zoom into a singular focus on a SUDDEN CHRIS JACKSON!! WHEN DID HE GET HERE??* 
  
• i will not describe my Say No to This because unlike alexander hamilton i can keep this kind of thing to myself.  also i run a pure and wholesome blog not a starz tv show  
• in aaron burr, sir, hamilton sitting beside burr and moving progressively closer to him while burr shifts away, hamilton following, until burr says “im getting nervous” 
  
• i try not to but the ending of washington on your side makes me picture the three of them snooping around the stage with a magnifying glass like theyre looking for blues clues.
  

also:

• what happens to the children between dear theodosia and non-stop.  are they just chucked into the orchestra pit,
  
• and i feel like he doesnt, but does burr drive in on a moped in his entrance in the election of 1800  

theres more but im tired 

-Phillipa’s scream when Phillip dies (it’s fine my heart just cracked)
- Jonathan Groff’s insanely funny, bratty facial expressions
- how involved the ensemble is in the scenes
-Lin Manuel’s voice cracking at “call me son one more time”
-Andrew Chapelle.
- Laurens holding Hamilton’s head to his after “Laurens- do not throw away your shot”
- Jefferson’s mic drop after Cabinet Battle no. 1
-Hamilton going to kiss Angelica’s hand during the Reynolds Pamphlet “someone who understands what I’m struggling here to do”
-Angelica yanking her hand away at “I’m not here for you”
-the cast rotating around Hamilton in slow motion doing ballet during Eye of the Hurricane
-Leslie Odom Jr wiping away tears during The World Was Wide Enough