I really needed this in my life. Thanks you.

Another day at the 5sos house and, as always, you were chilling with Luke. He was your best friend ever since you both where 4 and was practically your brother. You two had dozens of inside jokes and he was the only man who would ever hold you during a scary movie. Some would think you both were dating, but he was like a brother and you where like his sister. After he had become famous you two had even had a conversation on the topic. Just the thought of kissing him made you sick because you where family. 

Don’t get me wrong, luke is a great cuddler, but with him always around it scared guys off that might have liked you. So you were about as experienced as you were when you first met luke. Early on you gave up on liking guys because if they were scared of luke then they werent man enough for you. I mean, have you seen that noodle? But currently you had your eyes on someone who you knew would never go for you. Calum Hood. aka Luke’s bandmember/ best man friend.

It hit you like a hurricane. You had always known of Calum, but never met him before the band was started. He was very quite around you for a while, but he eventually became more confident with girls and was really funny. He would make you laugh on end when it was just you two talking and butterflies were always in your stomach when you where with him. But when luke would show up it was like you were invisible. That broke your heart. Never have you told luke this, though. He’d try so hard to make it happen it would be a mess.

So here you where, sitting with the boys watching some new horror movie that you had refused to watch but got forced into it. You didn’t care the name, you just didn’t ever want to watch it again. You were sitting on the couch next to luke and mikey. Calum sat on the other side of luke while ash took the floor.

15 mintues into the movie and you already had your face into lukes chest. You glanced up to cal (just curious) and saw a small pout on his face. But a scream from the TV brought your attention away from cal and you cringed. While you were practically shaking, luke’s phone went off and he just had to answer it. 

“Luukkee” you whined. partly because he had his phone on during a movie and partly because you were scared shitless. 

“Damn Y/N just cuddle with cal or something.” He said to you as he left the room. You turned to look at Calum only to see his bitch face looking at luke. Luke just smiled and went down the hall. Calum turned to look at you, only to see you looking like a scared kitten. He sighed.

“Get over here.” He mumbled. You slowly crawled over to him and sat with only your legs touching. That lasted for a few minutes before a monster appeared on the screen, making you scream and hide into him. It was a normal reaction when you were with luke. But this wasn’t luke. This was Calum. The guy you’ve liked for 3 years. Realizing what you did you pulled yourself reluctantly away from him. Only to jump right back into his chest. This time he wrapped his arm around you, holding you close. it felt safe and was even better than luke. 

You stayed like that for the rest of the movie. You didn’t even bother to look at the screen because you were being held by Calum. It was like a dream of something. You just dreaded the movie ending because it was all to perfect for you. But it had to. Once you pulled yourself away from Cal, he sported another pout that he tried to hide. But you caught it and smiled slightly. 

All this time you were too wrapped up in Calum that you didn’t notice luke wasn’t back yet.

“Where’s luke?” You asked. None of the guys knew. So you decided to go look for him. 

“I’ll go with you.” Calum added in. You blushed a little and walked down the hall with Calum behind you. You silently thanked the gods for wearing spandex. First place you two checked was luke’s room. When you entered, luke was just laying on his bed with a sly smirk as he looked at you two. You looked at cal, confused then back at luke. 

“What?” You asked. Luke just chuckled. 

“Cal-pal. Can you explain?” Luke spoke. I heard Calum mumble a small ‘fuck’ under his breathe as he turned to face me. His face was red, like he was blushing. You raised an eye brow at him. He just looked at the floor and rubbed his neck. 

“Will somebody tell me what the hell is going on?” i asked, still confused.

“Well, uh, Luke is a really good wingman.” Cal said. I looked at look who just wiggled his eye brows at me. I turned to Calum. 

“Explain.” Cal groaned.

“See I kind of like you and luke left so you’d be forced to be close to me and it seems pretty lame now but-” I cut him off and turned to luke.

“Couldn’t have done that like three years ago?” I asked. Both of the boys eye’s went big. Then luke got up.

“Michael owes me 10$. He said you didn’t like Calum, but I so know you better.” He said as he left the room leaving the two of us alone. We just looked at eachother for a little bit before Calum spoke up. 

“He’s a good wing man. Just took him a while.” Both of us started to laugh as Calum brought his arm around my waist and lead us back to the living room. Down the hall I could hear Michael yell, “NO FUCKING WAY.” 

“So now what?” I asked Calum before we faced our friends. 

“I don’t let’s figure it out tomorrow around seven.” He said.

“It’s a date.” I smiled at him.

I SO GOT CARRIED AWAY. SORRY NOT SORRY. REQUESTS ARE OPEN

wow. This will be my first smut. Notice I said first because I will try to write out all of your fantasies the best I can. 

Ashton: I think ash would be into the innocent type of strip. He comes as a dom, so I think the innocent role would turn him on because it will make him think about he can “ruin” you. So you’d go out and buy some cute pink lingerie with cute little white bows that you would wear under your work clothes when you got home on a day you knew would be stressful for him. So when he’s a frustrated and tired, sitting on the couch, you stand in front of him and slowly undo your top, a button at a time. He notices quickly and just watches you as you slowly revile the pink bra underneath. Knowing just what he likes, you ask him to tell you what he wants you to do. He wants you to put on a show for him, but you act dumb and ask him to show you how and it turns into some smutty smutty stuff that involve the word daddy but no fathers. 

Michael: Mikey would love a strip tease. For one, he doesn’t have to do anything and two he gets to see you undress and not have to look away. I think that he’d be into the whole no bra underneath because i am a firm believer michael is a boob guy. So it’s his birthday and you want to do something special for him because you’d rather him stay in than cal take him to a strip club. Why pay when he could get one for free? Anyway, you doll yourself up, wearing one of his cut off shirts that show a little side boob and some lacy booty shorts. As you finish your make up, you hear Mikey enter and yell for him to wait for you in the bedroom. When you get into the bedroom, he is sitting on the foot of the bed checking his phone. You cough a little to get his attention and boy do you have it once he sees you. You sway your hips and you sit on his lap giving him neck kisses and slowly grind on him. After a few hickeys you get up and slowly pull his shirt over your head and drop it softly the the floor. Now he is in awe because he just loves your boobs. You mess up your hair a bit as you wiggle your bum at him. When you turn back to him you whisper “happy birthday, big boy.” before you make your way over to him again and LAWD STOP ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO GO TO HELL FOR THIS. (or do I)

Luke: To the people who say Luke is innocent: you are wrong. v v wrong. I have a theory that he is almost as dom as ash. He’s just got that demanding cocky vibe about him that i think translates into the bedroom. It starts as a usual netflix date but the movie you picked seems too boring for him so he just starts kissing you and tbh the movie was boring for you too so why not kiss your hot boyfriend. It starts getting heated with you in his lap and his hands going everywhere. But when you start to grind, he stops you and tells you to strip for him. The lust in his voice is such a turn on, you get up and stand in front of him, slowly undressing yourself. But it’s a little too slowly for lukes liking and that fucker stands up and rips the remaining clothes off of you which is just your bra and panties. “Try not to be too much of a tease. You might not like the punishment.” oh my gOD TAKE AWAY MY WIFI PLEASE I MUST BE STOPPED

Calum: This fucker. Im a cal girl so this is going to be last. This puppy is one hyper thing in and out of the sheets. He’s got a sub thing about him (sadly) but i feel like there are little bursts of dom that he shows every once in a while like when he is mad or really really REALLY horny. So one night he is both really horny and mad because you let a guy flirt with you at a club. (why would he complain tho? you both got free drinks) and so right when you get through the door he pushes you up against it and whispers “strip” in your ear. Not as a question, but as a command. So you start taking off your dress really fast, but he stops you. “no babe. go slow. I want to see it all” and you get all blushy because you hate being watched. But you do it anyway. Slowly taking off your heels, you move to the dress. Once it falls off of your body, all you are left in is a thong and bra. Both look amazing on you, but the thought of what cal might do to you is too much so you fling your bra off and practically rip your thong from your legs. Once you are naked, you look to cal. Instead of anger, it’s lust in his eyes and tsks disapprovingly. “I told you slow babe.” He grabs your hand to pull you up to the bedroom where you decide to make him angry more often. why wHY WOULD I DO THIS TOO MYSELF.

THIS WAS MY FIRST SMUT THING AND IT WAS FUN. REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND IM SORRY IF THIS SUCKED OR IF IT MADE YOU HORNY IN A PUBLIC PLACE. but why are you reading smut in public? smh grandma disapproves.