I’m the girl with the cup
It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.
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I refuse to believe Beyoncé didn’t come during the super bowl. I’ve successfully distorted my memory and remember that Gaga stopped all of the music and lights after the first chorus of telephone. The stage was silent for 2-3 seconds and you heard Gaga say “I’m gonna need some help with this one”. A giant spot light on Beyoncé as she rose from the stage with her pregnant belly out. Lights are flashing, tears are everywhere. The straights have official gone extinct. As Beyoncé belted “Boy the way you blowing up my phone” the San Andreas fault shifted, Yellowstone’s erupted and we experienced all four seasons at once. Beyoncé was wearing an outfit made with 17 colors that are new to humanity. Telephone ends. Trump is gone, Whitney Houston is alive, everyone looks at their phones and it’s January 20, 2009 again. Obama just got inaugurated and we get to experience another 8 years of his presidency. Kesha is on the radio again, America is officially gay©. Then Blue Ivy rises from the stage to beginning the new song that is Paparazzi part 3. (Also known as Telephone part 2).
“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The sarcasm in this post is fatal
- person: today was a bit of a cheat day for me haha, i went on my morning run at 8 instead of 7 and had a little bit of whipped cream on my fruit at breakfast ;)
- me: i haven't eaten anything but lemonade oreos for the past 2 days
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been
i like how you accepted that you would still be watching it
An unnamed species of horse fly was named after Beyoncé because of its glamorous golden butt. It is now called Bootylicious Fly (Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae) and considered as "all-time diva of flies." -GreatestFacts.net
Beyoncé bad ass
“Leave those bees alone Beyonće”
“I’m not messing with ‘em”
Y’all notice that Solange wasn’t scared one bit from those bees buzzing near her?
Solange was just chillin
😂😂😂
Solange look like Blu Ivy
^ what a coincidence
Solange been care free since day 1
el tigre es pequeño y gordo
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO
Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi