Encouraging teenage girls to begin romantic relationships with men in their 20s or 30s.

Looking at you, Teen Wolf and Scream.

Will Scott be reunited with his long-lost inhaler?

Will banshees be fully explained or will Lydia continue to be underutilized and only used as a plot device for the sake of convenience?

Will Stiles finally find a good barber?

Will on-screen hashtags stop being complete moment-ruiners?

Will they focus on actual teen wolves more than a bunch of convoluted, loosely explained other creatures?

Will Peter’s deep V-necks keep getting unnecessarily deeper?

Will Beacon Hills High School finally invest in a security guard?

Will teenagers actually do any homework?

All these burning questions and more that probably won’t be addressed on Season 4 of Teen Wolf!

“Samsung phones, drop them in a puddle while looking for a dead body in the woods and they still work! Samsung: Scary good phones. *wink*”

“That’s not a Toyota that’s crashed upside down in the woods because a Toyota wouldn’t do that. Toyota: Even werewolves need a reliable car. *wink*”

“What happened to Derek’s Camaro? Toyota: F*ck Derek’s Camaro. *wink*”

“Scott and Stiles, the perfect combination of serious and silly. Another perfect combination? The chocolate and peanut butter of a Reese’s. Reese’s: One bite and you’ll turn. *wink*”

“Do you ever get tired of dog breath? Do you ever get tired of realizing that dog breath is YOUR breath after a night of full moon werewolf antics? Let Ice Breakers help! Ice Breakers: Howlin’ good breath. *wink*”