Aries: Albus Dumbledore

Taurus: Neville Longbottom

Gemini: Severus Snape

Cancer: Narcissa Malfoy

Leo: Harry Potter

Virgo: Hermione Granger

Libra: Minerva Mcgonagall

Scorpio: Draco Malfoy

Sagittarius: Fred & George Weasley

Capricorn: Rubeus Hagrid

Aquarius: Luna Lovegood

Pisces: Ron Weasley

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Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:

Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters
McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk*
Dumbledore: Minerva
McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill*
—
Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this?
Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall*
McGonagall:*cleans her nails*
—
Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it
Snape: you are far too old for such antics
Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough?
McGonagall:*flicks her ear*
Snape:…how did you even get inside there
McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*

“I’m disgusted,” said Professor McGonagall. “Four students out of bed in one night! I’ve never heard of such a thing before!”

(from the philosopher’s stone)

minerva you fucking liar

I appreciate how seriously Oliver Wood takes Quidditch in the books:

• “Bad news, Harry. I’ve just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me… you’d think I’d said something terrible. Then I asked her how much longer she was going to keep it…”
• “Harry, this is no time to be a gentleman! Knock her off her broom if you have to!” -
• “Oliver, calm down!” said Fred, looking slightly alarmed. “We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. Seriously.”
• “Where is Wood?” said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn’t there.
  “Still in the showers,” said Fred. “We think he’s trying to drown himself.“ 
• “It’ll be down to you, Harry, to show them that a Seeker has to have something more than a rich father. Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we’ve got to win today, we’ve got to.”
• “This is our last chance - my last chance - to win the Quidditch Cup. I’ll be leaving at the end of this year. I’ll never get another shot at it.”
• “We’ve got three superb Chasers. We’ve got two unbeatable Beaters…” 
  “Stop it, Oliver, you’re making us blush.“ 
  “And we’ve got a Seeker who has never failed to win us a match! … And me.” 
  “We think you’re very good, too, Oliver." 
  "Cracking good Keeper.”
• “I think we’d better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood’s been killed during a training session, because Angelina seems to be channelling his spirit.”

Headcanon that of fucking course Mcgonagall was invited to Ron and Hermione’s wedding and that during the reception Ron approached her at her table and held out his hand and asked her to dance, “you know, for old times’ sake.”