pokemon go leader headcanons
i was bored so here you go
candela
- scared of the dark and hates anything to do with the supernatural
- probably a pyromaniac
- has black belts in multiple martial arts
- don’t piss her off, you will Regret
- doesn’t know what a meme is
- she is terrible at swimming, will punch anyone who makes her go in the water
- she will wake up early every morning to go catch pokemon
- goes for 15km ‘brief jobs’
- cut her hair bc she would rather be outside catching pokemon rather than doing her hair
- vegetarian
- daily sarcasm
- a badass lesbian
- actually loves cute and fluffy things but refuses to admit it
- probably has a butterfly tattoo somewhere
- only watches tv for the news
- shit memory, doesn’t remember what she did the day before
blanche
- is a massive tsundere
- mild social anxiety??
- appears cool and arrogant but in reality he’s just bad at talking
- super smart but hopelessly clumsy
- once he ran into a pole while taking notes about pokemon and got a massive bruise. the other leaders laughed for weeks
- too lazy to cut hair
- always takes cold showers
- secretly a really good artist
- likes to sketch pokemon in his spare time. he has a special drawer where he stashes all his art
- good at photoshop. he likes to edit pictures of the other leaders onto trash cans
- always smells like paper???
- he hangs out in the library a lot so people think he’s researching
- he’s actually doing crossword puzzles
- athletic but bad at any sport that requires equipment (did i mention he is Clumsy)
- probably considers chess a sport
- unhealthy obsession with mint and mint flavoured stuff
- never has matching socks
spark
- super happy and bubbly 24/7
- spends hours making sure his hair is Fabulous
- a few years ago he dyed his hair blue but dyed it back the next day bc it clashed with blanche’s aesthetic
- still uses 2012 memes
- the first time he saw blanche’s name, spark thought it was pronounced ‘blan-kee’
- (he didn’t find out until like 2 weeks later)
- once tried to become vegan but gave up on the second day
- doesn’t wear jackets in winter to look ‘swaggy’
- he names his pokemon dumb shit like ‘dank memes’ and ‘deez nuts’
- once had a fight with candela and got punched so hard he couldn’t walk for like 3 days
- one time he looked at his reflection in the mirror and burst out crying??
- extremely ticklish
- he still uses ‘xD’
- he dabs a lot
- is a really nice guy despite his overall lameness
- tries his best
- accidentally said candle instead of candela and got punched yet again
- rip spark 2k16