Marina Silva - A turtle in disguise

Bolsonaro - Hitler but dumber

Aécio - Goebbels but if he was into cocaine

Temer - he looks so much like a vampire political cartoons have started drawing him with a cape on

Mercadante - I’ve literally never heard of this man before in my life and he’ll probably die in a mysterious airplane crash if history is anything to go by

Lula - is he actually corrupt or has big media just said that enough times that we’ve started believing it

new york: what do you dream of becoming?

rain: what is something you wish you could forget?

no-maj: if you were a no-maj, would you want to know magic exists knowing you’d never be able to perform it?

freckles: what imperfections do you find beauty in?

demiguise: what does friendship mean to you?

suitcase: if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

queenie: would you want the power to read minds?

mooncalf: what color are your eyes?

wand: stars or moon?

hogwarts: what is your favorite book?

pickett: describe your perfect partner.

obscurial: what is your worst fear?

jacob: most embarrassing moment?

fog: what is your favorite quote?

niffler: would you rather be given diamonds or flowers?

nightfall: what color is your hair?

newt: are you introverted or extroverted?

giggle water: describe your sense of humor.

swooping evil: do you believe in true love?

tina: are you more perceiving or analytical?

clouds: what do you daydream about?

ilvermorny: what is your favorite flower and why?

thunderbird: would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly?

england: describe what home smells like.

phonograph: favorite song at the moment?

credence: what is your star sign?

✯ feel free to ask me any of these ✯