yeah, i’ve heard of the legend of elias samson.

there’s the legend of elias samson: a finn to the past

the legend of elias samson: guitar of time

the legend of elias samson: el vagabundo’s mask

the legend of elias samson: the wind guitarist

the legend of elias samson: guitarist of ages

and the accompanying piece, 

the legend of elias samson: guitarist of seasons

the legend of elias samson: twilight drifter

the legend of elias samson: a finn between worlds,,,

….wait? that’s not what we’re talking about?

elias: hey i’m elias samson and-

wwe: your name is JUST elias now.

elias:

wwe:

elias: but-

cesaro: it’s ok

big e: it’s ok

neville: it’s ok

rusev: it’s ok

elias:

elias: it’s ok

Elias: hello I am Elias Samson

Crowd: BOOOO

Elias: I said hello I am Elias Samson

Crowd: BOOO

Elias: I sAiD Hi

Wait… was Elias Samson NOT on Raw tonight?

Petition for WWE to give Elias Samson a record deal

i honestly want an official wwe licensed 36 disc album collection of nothing but elias samson singing songs about the rest of the entire wwe roster. raw, smackdown, and nxt included.