• jimin: i wish i could love you forever.
• jungkook: jimin
• jungkook: we're getting married in less than ten minutes, shut the fuck up and kiss me.

• jungkook: hyung, im in pain.
• jungkook: because you m-
• jimin: what? why? when? where? how? do y-
• jungkook: jESUS FUCKIN CHRIST hyung shut up, im trying to be romantic here.
• jimin: guess you failed.
• jungkook: ...
• jimin: sokay, i still love you.
• jungkook: ... love you too.

• taehyung: jungkook, how to know if a person is falling in love??
• jungkook: uh.
• jungkook: look at jimin.
• jungkook: but bitch, dont steal him, i warn yo.

(2)

• jimin: //walks over to jungkook//
• jungkook: oh shit, oh shit, he's coming
• namjoon: huh?
• jimin: hey! //smiles//
• jungkook: //faints//
• jimin: jungkook?!
• namjoon: dont worry, he's like that everytime you're near.
• jimin: what?
• namjoon: he likes you, cutie.
• jungkook: //jumps up// dont call him a cutie! only i can!
• namjoon: told you
• jimin:
• jungkook: uh

• jungkook: baby
• jimin: hmm?
• jungkook: is your hand heavy?
• jungkook: do you need me to hold it for you?
• jimin:
• jungkook: i mean im kinda strong- hey not like i'll crush your hand! but like- yeah?
• jimin: jungkook
• jungkook: its baby!!!
• jimin: holy fuck please leave me alone.

• jungkook: //alone//
• jungkook: why is jimin so cute? why is he so hot but cute but beautiful and sexy but actually is a puppy that is so fucking adorable? why is he so perfect? why does he make it hard to breath? why does he make my heart accelerate? wHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY TO NOT CONFESS WHY THE FUCK AM I PITYING MYSELF I SHOULD MAN THE FUCK UP.
• jungkook's brain: boy, so go out there and tell it straight to his face.
• jungkook: on it.
• jungkook's brain: shit mate, you too late.
• jungkook: wHAT why??
• jungkook: //turns//
• jungkook: //sees a flustered and red jimin infront of him//
• jungkook: fuck you

• jungkook: jiminie hyung do you know that there are 20 letters in the alphabet?
• jimin: what?
• namjoon: no jungkook there's 26 what do you mean?
• jungkook: oh i forgot U R A Q T.
• jimin: oh my god.
• namjoon: nO wait that's only 25!
• jungkook: oh jimin can get the D later.
• jimin: fucking leAvE.
• jungkook: but

• jimin: //listening to music with his earpiece on//
• jungkook: hey jimin hyung, i just wanna say that i really love you and like you drive me crazy all the time. everytime u look at me i freeze and my heart fucking accelerates like a roller coaster ride bc oh my god everytime you look at me, you just have to fucking smile with that plushy pink lips of your i- i think i can actually faint one day bc i lOVE YOU SO MUCH PARK JIMIN-
• jimin: //turns//
• jimin: yes jungkook?
• jungkook: you didnt hear what i said?
• jimin: um, no, i was lis-
• jungkook: nothing, i said nothing.
• jungkook: ok bye.
• jimin:
• jungkook: //curls up like a cinnamon roll and screams into his pillow bc "wtf park jimin, i tried so hard"//