EGGSY UNWIN X READER - “I HAVE IT COVERED”
Eggsy jogged down the corridor, J.B clutched to his chest tightly, little soft ears flopping all over the place with speed. He flinched when one hit him in the face, but kept running, finally reaching the door to the main control room. Eggsy twisted the doorknob quickly, slipping inside the room silently. Yet still, with all his careful tactics, all eyes in the room turned toward him. The conversation fell silent, Merlin rolling his eyes and turning back toward the PowerPoint.
“What was it this time, Eggsy?” He asked,interrupting the boys answer “I don’t really care agent, that was rhetorical. Sit down”
“As I was saying” Merlin drawled as he watched Eggsy saunter down next to Roxy, smiling happily “This is the supposed next target, Miss
(Y/n) (Y/ln). Twenty years old, daughter to one of the richest men alive. She will be atending a ball tonight, the perfect time for the kidnapping to take place. Your mission is simple, make sure that doesn’t happen”
“Naturally, Roxy and Eggsy will go in posed as guests-”
“Uh, why?” Eggsy asked, studying the picture of the girl on the PowerPoint. Her (E/c) eyes shined with happiness, mouth pulled into a content smile. She held a young child in her arms, swinging him from his elbows. In a way, she reminded him of himself when he played with his little sister.
“Well, you are roughly the same age as her, meaning it will be easier for you to approach the target without being suspected” Merlin answered.
Eggsy nodded in agreement and motioned for the man to continue with the plan.
“Roxy will befriend her whilst you look for danger. The other agents will be posted at various exits if we need to make a quick escape. Got it, good. Dismissed”
***
Eggsy readjusted the sleeves of his suit, scanning the room for the target. She was easy to spot, dancing gracefully with her younger brother on her feet.
Her dress was made of beautiful black lace that ran up and down her arms and chest tightly, but puffed out slightly when it reached her waist. It was reasonably short, falling to just above her knees, showing off her high heeled black boots that looked very hard to walk in, let alone dance. Her (Y/hc) hair was down in loose waves, nails painted black. Stunning.
Eggsy shook his heads quickly, snapping out of his daze when the song finished. He watched as (Y/n) picked up her little brother, kissing his cheeks before passing him to his nanny - a Kingsmen agent in disguise, to make sure nothing happened to the youngest (Y/ln) child - before walking toward the bar to get a drink.
“Roxy-” Eggsy started.
“On it” she replied quickly, moving to stand next to the girl as she ordered.
“Oh my god, I love your shoes!” She squealed like an excited child “where did you get them?”
(Y/n) smiled lightly and turned to tell her. Eggsy lost interested and focused on his part of the mission. He looked around, noticing a few shady charcters all grouped together. They were all older gentlemen, reasonably buff, laughing merrily. They would have seemed like any other party guests, but every so often they would turn and look at (Y/n) with interest as if waiting for something.
Eggsy tried moving closer to them so he could stop them if need be, but Merlin’s voice in his ear stopped him.
“Target is on the move, please tell me it’s one of you twits walking with her”
Eggsy turned his head to the right and cursed quietly. It wasn’t. (Y/n) was talking to a man in his early twenties, giggling and blushing like crazy. The pair had moved away from the bar and were reasonably close to a door, one that would lead onto the many rooms the guests would be staying in that night. He offered her his hand and she shook it politely, smiling.
“Where’s Roxy?” Eggsy asked, scanning for the blonde. But she was no where to be seen. It was if she’d just vanished into thin air.
“Agent Lancelot?” Merlin asked. No response, only crackling.
“Roxy?” Eggsy tried this time, moving closer to (Y/n). There was a sick feeling in his stomach. Everything was already going wrong.
“She’s gone. I’ll try to contact her or locate her at least. In the mean time, follow the target, don’t let her get away”
Eggsy nodded, watching as the pair moved toward the door. The man held it open for her, motioning for him to follow. (Y/n) smiled and obliged. Eggsy sprinted toward the pair, weaving in and out of people as best he could. He caught the door just before it closed, slipping away unnoticed.
He followed the two of them down the corridor and was about to leap into action when they entered another room, the door locking behind them. He swore quietly, explaining his situation to Merlin quietly.
“How many in the room?” He asked.
“At least ten” Merlin responded, reading the thermal emissions of the room.
“That’s funny. Only two went in” Eggsy chuckled “and I have the sneaking suspicion the rest aren’t party guests”
“They’re putting their plan into action now” Merlin agreed.
“What do we do?”
“I’ll hack into the rooms security cameras and project it onto your glasses. I’m working on unlocking the door. Wait until the right moment to bust in, you’ll need backup. Plus they may let some crucial information slip if we wait a moment”
Eggsy focused on the projection on his glasses, hands tightening around his umbrella.
“So then I said to let the poor bugger go” the man ended his story, his back to (Y/n) as he poured her a drink.
“As they should have, hunting animals like that is just cruel” (Y/n) sighed, readjusting her position on her chair.
“I couldn’t agree more” the man nodded, sending her a soft smile over his shoulder.
“It’s so refreshing to meet someone who you see eye to eye with” (Y/n) added, gladly taking the drink from him as he turned around. But as she did so her pointed finger slipped into the cup, falling into the alcohol.
“Oh” she chuckled, quickly pulling it out and shaking it dry “I must be more tipsy than I realise”
The man chuckled at her blushing cheeks, finding her embarrassment quiet amusing.
“To good health” he chimed, raising his glass.
“To good health” she repeated, lifting her glass to her lips. But something out of the corner or her eye made her stop.
The nail polish on the finger - the one that ‘fell’ into her drink - was slowly losing it’s dark colour, turning a bright pink.
“Huh” she chuckled “Well isn’t that strange”.
(Y/n) moved her mouth away from the rim, crossing her arms over her chest.
“So tell me, how many doses of rohypnol did you put in this?” She asked, slowly pouring the drink out onto the carpet. Her attitude had changed from a love-struck giggling woman to an unnervingly calm interrogator.
The man stared at her with his mouth opening and shutting quickly, completely confused.
“Nothing?” She tilted her head to the side “oh what a shame”
She threw the glass quickly at him, spinning round on her heels just as a secret door behind her opened, the burly men from earlier charging in. Her hand slid to her thigh and she pulled out a gun, shooting two of them in the face. She ducked behind her chair, reloading as they fired at her, waiting until one brave soul came too close. She shoved the chair into his stomach, making him topple over. Quickly she jumped over the mess. Grabbing the gun of one surprised man, she used it to smack him in the face with it before turning to face a man to her right. She kicked him in the chest, making him back up a few paces before elbowing him in the face, knocking him out cold.
She turned round to face the remaining two, snarling viciously. One ran - diving out a window, unluckily meeting his end by a Kingsmen agent waiting for him- but the biggest stayed, taunting her forward.
“Come on then, little girl” he hissed, making a 'come at me’ motion with his fingers.
(Y/n) straightened her posture, clicking her heels together. Out sprung a small dagger which she caught in mid air, grinning madly.
She lunged toward him, aiming for his throat. He blocked it quickly, and punched at her stomach. She grunted with the impact, and Eggsy was sure he heard a snapping noise. But she ignored this and lunged again, this time nicking his arm with her weapon just as her other hand boxed him straight in the nose. As he stumbled back in shock, (Y/n) kicked him with all her might, sending him right through a nearby wall and into the next room.
(Y/n) sighed, dusting herself down as debris fell around her. Flipping her (Y/hc) out of her face, she walked toward the man who had offered her the drink, pulling at his tie.
“So David, why are you trying to kidnap me?” She asked, playing with her knife in a threatening way.
“Eggsy-” Merlin started, slightly worried about the guy. He had been strangely silent throughout the full fight.
“On it” he responded quickly, opening the door. He immediately froze when a knife was thrown at him, dodging to the left just to avoid it.
“That one was a warning” (Y/n) hissed, grabbing one of the fallen men’s guns and aiming it at him.
Eggsy put his hands up quickly, a look of terror on his face.
“Miss (Y/n)” Merlin’s voice echoed around the room, making the girl stiffen "We are here to help”
“Who are you?” She asked, looking around for the source of the voice.
“Oxford not Brogues” Eggsy tried, watching as her eyes light up with surprise.
“A Kingsman Agent” she chuckled “of course” she turned her head to the security camera “I thought I told you already Merlin that I’m not interested in joining your little club”
“That’s not why we’re here Guinevere” Merlin responded.
“Don’t call me that you -” she hissed quietly, about to say something a bit rude. But a muffled yell interrupted her.
She frowned, walking slowly toward a cupboard and opening it. Out fell Roxy, gagged and bound and thrashing wildly.
“So why are you here?” (Y/n) directed her question to no one in particular “I’m guessing it’s not just to check up on your favourite rogue agent”
“We were sent here to protect you” Eggsy answered, watching as she untied Roxy, helping the poor girl to her feet.
“Well, as you can see I have it covered” (Y/n) smirked before strutting out the room. Eggsy watched as she walked down the hall, hips swaying, heels clicking on the polished floors.
Roxy rolled her eyes at his hypnotised glance, struggling toward the door.
“Men” she muttered before following after (Y/n), Eggsy closely behind.