English is hard.
Don’t fuck with this Bovine
THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE
lies and fish
LIES AND FISH
(and yes, I actually stopped at a Hell station once, with the S burned out. Ended up immortalizing it in a book because it made me laugh so hard…)
Maury Christmas
#lovelovelove #missinghim #myboyfriendisbetterthanyours
More snow in about 12 hours #boooo #cold #penguin #cute #iamfuckingfreezing #pottymouth
Stole my nephews hat #bighead #idontdohats #stripes #glasses
Thanksgiving slurpee #slurpee #711 #thanksgiving
They've been trying to make me feel better since I got hurt last week #pups #puppylove #girlsbestfriend #sweethearts #schnauzer #foxyrussell
What am I supposed to do when I can't walk? Take selfies! Lol #pretty #selfie
#somuchhair #greeneyes #nofilter #palegirlproblems
Sam-Sam trying to make me feel better #pup #cuddles #schnauzer
I love this cow #cow #pettingzoo #atlanticfarm #funstuff
I now hate the way I look without my glasses. #thisdoesntlooklikeme #ifeelnaked #slightlyinsecure