if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

cool mutual that i'm scared to death that i'll annoy (literally all my mutuals)

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

London’s alternative royals… 

The Pearly Kings and Queens were founded in the 19th century by Henry Croft, an orphan who worked as a street sweeper in Somers Town, London.

Inspired by the Costermongers, a close-knit group of market traders who sewed buttons onto their garments in order to recognise one another, Henry decided that he wanted to help the needy in the same way that the Costermongers helped each other.

Knowing that he needed to stand out if he was to collect money for charity, Henry swept the street for pearl buttons and eventually gathered enough to cover his entire suit. He soon became so popular and successful as a charity collector that he could not cope with the demands for his help. He then asked the Costermongers for assistance, many of whom became the first Pearly Families.

Today, after more than 125 years, there are are still many Pearly Kings and Queens who carry on Henry Croft’s charitable aims and once a year they gather in central London to celebrate the Autumn harvest…  

spotted in 1991’s Young Soul Rebels

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[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

me reading the end of the odyssey

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

sometimes you gotta just do that with chihuahuas

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

hmmm

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

The instructions for the Demogorchid are available here be aware that some other pieces will need to be purchased alongside the set.

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

no that part was real

Sometimes Reddit comments are great writing inspiration:

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

saw someone on instagram say “you shouldn’t post your art until it’s good” and that comment filled me with rage so i want to say to every beginner artist or artist who feels their art is not improving no matter how long they’ve been at it. i love you and i love your art and everything you post bears part of you and that is so beautiful. block everyone who says otherwise they are not entitled to freely consume what they rag on.

You're never going to think your art is good enough. Following this advice means nobody ever gets to see your art.

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