Wizard of They

smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

This your cousin? What team is he in?

Our cousin

(forgetting how to tell someone to turn right) just uhhh go clockwise for a bit. not too long

Music is all we have

need people to see this i feel insane

I said “beatboxing puppy” on a call with my boyfriend and he responded “NOO DONT PUT ME IN AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE”

someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

seafood vendors are the most self-centered people on the planet. every single one of them is sell fish.

OP is opening their own stall and trying to mussel in on the territory

Discord screenshots that make you feel like you’ve been approached in a dark alley

I’ve been saying this