The Simpsons – 8.19: Grade School Confidential

Some my life just sucking bad milks

The San Francisco Examiner, March 27, 1942

how come, boundcatgirl?

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

the hookup scene in gensokyo has to be like the matchmaking decades-dead shooters in how impossibly advanced the metagame is among the insular base

even the noted scrubs are pulling out techniques like "being nominally straight so that they can be "forced" into mouthing no but moaning yes by a lesbian woman". no wonder so many youkai are caught smurfing in the human village

personally I just retired to a mihoyo game where I'll be showered in art if I so much as look at another woman

Situation. urgent.

Hey gang, i need help real bad.Seriously, life is like really tough for me rigt now. So,pretty much, some doushe bag ran into me in a drunk driving incident and now im having some real bad money problems.

This is all cuz i was out getting some drinks with my fwb & and it was night time and real dark & shit so when i tried to merge (thought nobody was there) some idiot was right there,apparently.

Thankfully i got out real easy cuz only the driver of the other car and my buddy got hurt since he was givin me crazy car head & smashed his head on my wheel & got a concussion i think.

The other drive is still in a coma & his psycho ass wife keeps bitching at me bout how i gotta pay for everuthing which i think might be illegal from the harassment act

It was real ugly and basically im traumatized by The blood & shit & that guys banshee ass wife who isnt even pretty by the way has kind of traumatised me.

Pretty much, im not really insured so i got to pay for everything from my pockets,which, is very close to empty.

My booze is running out to which is pretty bad & shitty cuz i gotta drink to deal with the pain snce i dont even vibe with therapist bull shit.

Pretty much, even if i had the money to numb my pain with DIY/tradional medicine i cant even drive w/o keeping a breathalyzer in my car now which im prety sure is rigged as fucked since even if i only drank a litle bit it still fails.

Pretty much,i need at least $1500 to pay up for the my treatment, gettig my ride sexy again,and rent cuz  my land lord keeps skull fuckign my ass cuz i dont have a reliable gig rn so he wont even give me another month extension to pay.

Situation urgent.I know life is like a box of chocolates & shit but please help so i can keep being fckin awesome!!!

Pic of my truck.Mechanic said its gonna cost a fortune to fix.thank fuck this wasnt my house lol i would be in lots of trouble

Btw, here are two creatures lol. Im gonna have to get them killed if i dont get money by the way since kibbles so expensive rn cuz of the 🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺 war i think,so maybe U can think about that

Cash app: $pjack9

GOAL: 0/$5000

$32/$5000

Guys this is seriously like pretty much nothing.fucking cunts. Im gonna need a lot fucking more than this.how about u guys stop fucking playing with me and give me some actual money.broke asses

Christttttt

$73/$5000

Im going to need a lot fucking more.Get on that

$102/$5000

U guys suck we r not even close yet 😑😾💀

Hiii daddyyyy 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

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From what I’ve observed of this year’s gobbler week, modern gerbls are much more fashionable and curvier than they used to be.

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Need this keyboard so bad

@georgebbwbush stop being funnier than me. Please

There's a new rpg channel out on Youtube, and I'm falling in love with it fast.

Cozy RPG Reviews is a Youtube channel that looks to be focusing on solo and GM-less games. The creator has just two videos out at the time I'm writing this, but I already adore the calming music and their quiet, gentle voice that guides you through both play and concept.

in general I do think that writers, especially in sci fi and fantasy, massively massively massively underestimate just how much having a job for even a few years will permanently alter someone's mannerisms and thought processes. every field has its own sea legs

stories like this always fascinate me... What is it that causes mentally ill people to truly believe any random minor famous person is their friend or indebted to them or loves and misses and cares about them in any way. Why do celebrities occupy their mind every moment so that they live in these psychotic delusions. Dedicating all their work, their life, their relationships, pouring all their money and free time in to a stranger. they truly think that this disturbing form of OCD mixed with celebrity religion is bringing them "happiness".

And I've been on the receiving end of stalking by men who believe I love them, family members I cut off years ago, tumblr women who are nice at first, but then they get jealous, possessive, parasocial, angry that I broke their "ideal" of me, groupstalkers, racists and misogynists. Some have found my addresses, caused me to move away from my sisters home, read my blog 10 hours a day like their fulltime career, attempted to "expose" me to my friends and family, etc. Years after I first stopped speaking to my mother, she would dig around to find accounts from usernames I had in 5th grade, or post my selfies to her facebook to pretend I hadn't gone no contact. She still texts photos of me after being traumatized so I will get triggered and respond. All this woman did was let seemingly a stranger use her bathroom once and she ruined her life nonstop for 13 YEARS.

But I'm not a famous person by any stretch so I can only imagine the sheer scale this is happening to women in the public eye. not even TV and A listers, but this has to be happening to every single beautiful woman who uses tiktok, youtube, insta. it's like what happened with Chappell, you contact the police or use your platform to defend yourself or disappear from being in public altogether. and the stalker is only completely delighted and encouraged by any reaction. ALL they want is to know that they were being considered by or effecting their target, so everything just feeds their delusion more. So nobody ever discusses this extremely common problem.