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全ての終わりに愛があるなら

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rara || the outsider walks among us
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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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do you have an ambiguous homoerotic long distance friendship that you can’t tell whether is actually platonic or not or are you straight 🤔

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behaemoth

Genuinely being over 30 rules but when I tell you I ruined my entire night bc I drank apple juice & I’ve been suffering for hours….. your body just makes shit up to be mad about

Legit drinking one normal regular apple juice wrought more havoc on my body than the time I drank 8 year expired hot chocolate and I’m really mad bc got dang it I liked apple juice I don’t want to give that up

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