things all girls want to do:
• become medusa
• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies
• eat men
• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues
• eat men
For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.
i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls
Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?
by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls
All in favor reblog to round up all the rapists and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honour of the goddess Artemis,protector of girls
I’m here for this.
i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those
GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT
Oh. My. God.
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
hey no offense but [just starts screaming]
“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent
yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.
like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of
LMAO
Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:
