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"It's a beautiful day now watch some bastard fuck it up." For 18+ Muses and Muns
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IMPORTANT PSA

It has been brought to my attention that there are underaged RPers and Tumblr users are purposefully finding adult users and getting them in trouble with smut. Because they find it funny.

I want to clarify something; no way in any shape or form is this FUNNY. This is the worst thing you can do to someone. If the Authorities are involved? They’re put on the sex offenders registry and their ENTIRE LIVES ARE FUCKING RUINED, all because you thought it was funny.

Do you have any idea what happens to them with that? It’s not a temporary thing, guys. It is FOR. LIFE. They are not allowed near schools, churches, theme parks, community projects, rec centers, public parks, or ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE CHILDREN FREQUENT. Some even include Grocery stores and shopping centers.

IF they are caught in the areas listed above? They’re put in prison, no questions ask and generally DO NOT get out.

They are satellite tracked, have probation for the rest of their lives, and some states are even pushing to ban social media sites for them.

So this is fucked up, you guys. There is NOTHING funny about getting people in LEGAL trouble because they interacted with a minor here. It’s fucked up, you’re fucked up for putting someone through that hell and there’s so much more to it, I can’t even begin to consider.

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Fall is Here!

Send:

🍁 to pick up my muse and drop them into a pile of leaves!

🍃 for a starter where our muses go out on an autumn walk!

🎃 for our muses to fight over the largest pumpkin in the patch!

🌌 for my muse to be hit by something that a gust of wind had carried off!

🍴+ a common fall food item for my muse to try it out!

👕+ a clothing item to see if my muse would wear it!

🍎+ a question about autumn for my muse to answer with honesty!

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Alpha/Beta/Omega sentence meme!

Feel free to add your own!
  • “Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to be an (alpha/beta/omega) instead of an (alpha/beta/omega)?”
  • “What’s it like? Going through (heat/rut)?”
  • “I think the world would be a better place if we didn’t have alphas or omegas- imagine, everyone as a beta!”
  • “I said no!”
  • “I don’t understand how people can cheat once they’re mated- everyone else smells wrong.”
  • “I know we didn’t get off to the best start, but I want to try again; I want to court you, please? Or at least be friends! I don’t care that you’re an (alpha/beta/omega), I want to know you.”
  • “I’m tired of dealing with my (heat/rut) alone, could you please help me?”
  • “I like it when you get jealous/possessive/protective~”
  • “You know… Next time we have sex… I wouldn’t mind being bitten, we’re practically mates anyway right?”
  • “Did you bite me?!”
  • “I have goals in life and I’m not going to let being an (alpha/beta/omega) slow me down!”
  • “Some days I just want to say ‘fuck biology’ and settle down with a Beta, less drama with them y’know?”
  • “So I’m not an (alpha/beta/omega), that doesn’t mean we can’t be together!”
  • “Wow you smell really good today; new perfume/cologne?
  • “If potential mates can’t handle the fact that we smell like each other because we’re friends then they aren’t worthy mates.”
  • “Remember those sleepovers we had when we were younger, and we’d whisper about what we thought we’d present as, tease each other about what we thought our mates would be like… We should do that again, we’ve got lots more to whisper about now.”
  • “Omega’s aren’t slaves and they’re not porcelain dolls!”
  • “Not all alpha’s are controlling egotistical assholes!”
  • “The next alpha to look at me like I’m a piece of meat is going to get my foot up their ass.”
  • “I’m sorry if I freaked you out, I didn’t like the way that (alpha/beta/omega) was looking at you- it creeped me out and I didn’t know if you felt comfortable around them.”
  • “I don’t care if you do or don’t have a knot, I’m not interested in sex with anyone.”
  • “You DO realize I’m aromantic, right? I don’t want a mate.”
  • “Oh gods, did your heat just start?”
  • “I love how submissive/dominant you are.”
  • “Can we just cuddle tonight? I want more than just sex with you.”
  • “Slick tastes really gross, does it taste better to alpha’s/omega’s?”
  • “Knots sound so scary, are they really worth all the hype…?”
  • “If you had kids one day what do you hope they’ll be?”
  • “Can you walk me to my car please/walk me home? I get nervous being alone at night…”
  • “I want you as my mate.”
  • “What do I have to do to make her/him/them realize I want her/him/them to claim me?!”
  • “I still want a wedding.”
  • “You’re the only (alpha/beta/omega) I trust with this…”
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NSFW Starters | Sex Toys / Bondage

“You can’t move at all, can you? Perfect.” 

“I’m going to tape this bullet vibe to your clit. How long do you think you can take it?” 

“Open your mouth, I’m putting the ball-gag in. Let’s see you mouth off now, huh?”

“I’m going to put the beads in, one at a time…you ready?” 

“Fuck—I’m going to fill you up, and I’m going to put the plug in to keep it all inside of you.”

“What’s the matter, can’t come? Glad I put that cock ring on. You’re cute when you’re frustrated.” 

“It’s a sybian. Go on, take a seat, I want to watch you lose yourself.” 

“Go ahead and squirm all you want, you’ll just give yourself rope-burn.”

“The candle wax is going to sting a little, but it will make such a pretty sight on your skin.” 

“Tell me when you’re ready…electricity play is a little intense, but it’s a good kind.” 

“Aw, did it shock you? Let’s do it to your other nipple, now…” 

“Are your little nipple sore? Let’s just give the clamps a nice tug, then.” 

“You’re trembling so much, does the vibrator feel that good?” 

“I’m warming the sounding rod up with my fingers, or would you rather it be freezing?” 

“Bend over the couch and keep your legs together. The cane bruises brilliantly.” 

*Running fingers over the marks* “I love the way your skin reddens under the flogger.”

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Smut Sentence Starters

  • “Beg for it.”
  • “I want to fuck you right now.”
  • “I’m going to make it hurt.”
  • “I’ll make sure you can’t walk tomorrow.”
  • “Touch yourself for me.”
  • “I’m your Master and you’ll do what I say.”
  • “It’s not going to fit!”
  • “I’m the only one that would ever fuck you.”
  • “Spread your legs for me.”
  • [text] What are you wearing?
  • “Get on your knees.”
  • “Did we fuck last night?”
  • “I didn’t know you were so kinky.”
  • “I think you need to be spanked.”
  • “You look good tied up.”
  • “Put on a show for me.”
  • “I’m not wearing any underwear.”
  • [text] I didn’t mean to send those pictures!
  • “I think the condom broke.”
  • “You know you like when I tease you.”
  • “You’ve been a bad boy/girl.”
  • “We should try adding a third person.”
  • “You don’t have to be so gentle.”
  • “Wrong hole!”
  • “Bend over.”
  • “I’m never getting on my knees for you again.”
  • “You’re going to break me.”
  • “Fuck me.”
  • “You belong to me.”
  • “Harder.”
  • “Punish me.”
  • “I’m gonna cum!”
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Smut drabbles/starters prompt!

Send me a ❥and I will use a random number generator to generate TWO numbers to see what drabble (or starter, if you prefer, just specify) you get with our muses as the protagonists! This will only give you an inspiration, so be creative!

Our muses will be:

  1. Doctor and nurse
  2. Teacher and student
  3. All-life lovers
  4. Human and monster boy/girl
  5. Doctor and patient
  6. Famous celebrity and number one fan
  7. Executive and secretary
  8. King and Queen
  9. Master and Servant
  10. Best friends
  11. Complete strangers
  12. A human and their ridiculously human robot
  13. Worst enemies
  14. Long-distance lovers meeting for the first time
  15. Any of the above

They will have:

  1. Tender sex
  2. Rough sex
  3. Reconciliation sex
  4. Public sex
  5. First time sex
  6. Casual sex
  7. Angry sex
  8. Good-bye sex
  9. Non-penetration sex (just rubbing)
  10. Sex using only adult toys.
  11. Shower/Bath sex
  12. Clothed sex
  13. Food-play sex
  14. BDSM sex (one of the muses is tied and completely defenseless. The other muse decides if they’re going to be gentle or rough)
  15. Any of the above
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The Bucket List of Sex Locations

Stripe through where you’ve done it.

  1. on a bed
  2. in a car
  3. on a couch
  4. on the kitchen counter
  5. in a field
  6. in the bath/shower
  7. in a public bathroom
  8. in a playground
  9. at school/work
  10. in a pool
  11. in the garden
  12. on a plane
  13. in a car park
  14. in a grave yard
  15. on a balcony
  16. in a dressing room
  17. on a swing set
  18. in a hospital
  19. in your parent’s bed
  20. in the cinema
  21. on a boat
  22. in a church
  23. in an abandoned building
  24. on a stage
  25. in a lift
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