I bought doujinshi for the first time 🎉🎉🎉 As a first time buyer, I even got a nice freebie😁😁

My god, I want those Izuocha doujins so badly...... (Even if I can barely understand the text). 😭😭😭 @rex101111

HEY YOU YEAH YOU

DO YOU LIKE FAKE MARRIAGE STORIES?

DO YOU LIKE SPIES??

DO YOU LIKE SMOL CHILDREN WITH PSYCHIC POWERS???

THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I HAVE A NEW MANGA FOR YOU

MEET SPY X FAMILY

THE MAN IS AGENT TWILIGHT, A SPY WHO HAS DISCARDED EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PAST IN OrDER TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY OF WESTALIS IN OPPOSITION TO THE COUNTRY OF OSTANIA

KINDA COLD WAR-ISH

HE KICKS ASS, HAS ALL THE GADGETS AND CAN CREATE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-LIKE FACE-CHANGING MASKS

HE’S THE KINDA GUY YOU REALLY DON’T WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH

FOR HIS NEXT JOB HE’S GOTTA TAKE OUT A POLITICIAN WHO ONLY COMES OUT IN PUBLIC FOR HIS SON’S ELITE SCHOOL REUNIONS

AND TO INFILTRATE THAT AGENT TWILIGHT IS GONNA NEED

*DRUM THE FUCKING ROLLS*

TO ADOPT A KID!

THIS IS ANYA

SHE SMOL

SHE CUTE

SHE A RUNAWAY CHILD FROM AN UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENT THAT GAVE HER THE POWER TO READ PEOPLE’S THOUGHTS

SHE MAY HAVE HORNS, ANTENNAE OR JUST A BOW, I’M NOT SURE

SHE LEARNS TWILIGHT IS A SPY AND TRICKS HIM INTO ADOPTING HER AND THUS BEGINS THE FAKE!PARENT AND CHILD SHENANIGANS WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CUTE BONDING

CAN YOU FEEL THE DIABETES YET

BUT THE SCHOOL ALSO REQUIRES MEETINGS TO BE WITH BOTH PARENTS, SO TWILIGHT NEEDS TO FIND A WIFE

THUS ENTERS YORU BRIAR

SHE’S A 27-YEAR-OLD OFFICE WALLFLOWER

SHE’S AN ORPHAN WHO RAISED HER YOUNGER BROTHER ON HER OWN

SHE STICKS HER LEGGY UP REAL FAR

SHE’S ALSO A HITWOMAN UNDER THE CODENAME “THORN PRINCESS” WHO ESPECIALIZES IN KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH HUGE NEEDLES AND CAN PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU’LL THANK HER

(SHE’S STRONGER THAN TWILIGHT TOO)

WHEN SHE LIES TO HER BROTHER ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM OFF HER BACK, HER BROTHER INSISTS IN MEETING THE MAN PERSONALLY AND WILL EVEN REJECT A JOB PROMOTION UNTIL THEY MEET

AND SO THESE TWO CASUALLY MEET AND WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANYA, WHO FINDS OUT YORU IS A HITWOMAN AND REALIZES HAVING A SPY AND A HITWOMAN FOR PARENTS WOULD BE ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO HELP EACH OTHER’S GOALS

TWILIGHT WILL PRETEND TO BE YORU’S BOYFRIEND TO GET HER BROTHER OFF HER BACK

YORU WILL PRETEND TO BE TWILIGHT’S WIFE SO ANYA CAN GET IN THE ELITE SCHOOL

BUT BECAUSE THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS SO HEAVY WITH SUSPICION AND PEOPLE ARE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED TO BEING SPIES ALL THE TIME, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE-MARRY FOR REAL, JUST TO APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE AND THROW SUSPICION OFF THEM AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SECRET JOBS

BUT JUST UNTIL THEY MEET THEIR GOALS RIGHT GUYS

THERE’S DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ANY REAL FEELINGS DEVELOPING OR ANYTHING RIGHT GUYS

YES THAT IS A GRENADE PIN TWILIGHT USED AS A WEDDING RING GUYS

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL, GREATEST THING IS? NOBODY KNOWS THE OTHER PARTY’S SECRET

TWILIGHT DOESN’T KNOW YORU IS A HITWOMAN

YORU DOESN’T KNOW TWILIGHT IS A SPY

NOBODY KNOWS ANYA IS PSYCHIC

ANYA KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT PRETENDS NOT TO SO SHE CAN HAVE A FAMILY

IT’S SUCH A STUPID, HILARIOUS CLUSTERFUCK THAT WILL BLOW UP IN GOD KNOWS WHICH WAY AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR IT

THUS FAR THERE’S TWO CHAPTERS OUT, 50 PAGES EACH. IT RELEASES ON THE SHONEN JUMP APP BI-MONTHLY WHICH IS A LONG WAIT BUT OH GOD SO FUCKING WORTH IT

AND I HOPE THIS POST WILL CONVINCE MORE PEOPLE TO READ IT AND KEEP IT RUNNING FOR MANY YEARS TO COME

Read this, and all I can say is this:

This is what Mr. & Mrs. Smith would look like if they had a child. (And a psychic one on top of that). 100% damn sure they'll end up targeting each other down the road and everything will go to hell.

Wow, this is accrurate.....

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD. SOME. SUGAR

Adding to the above: just add peanut sauce on top of everything and you're done. Oh, and don't forget to make some sambal on the side. No. You NEED 10 of those chillies. Don't be a wuss.

Izuku, at the beginning: I don’t have a quirk

Toshinori: I can fix that

Izuku, now: I have a powerful quirk that is technically two quirks combined into one

The former OfA users in Izuku’s subconscious:

SUPER GREAT THINGS ABOUT 212:

1. OCHAKO IS THE BEST AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU CAN FIGHT ME

LOOK AT HER

LOOOK

This is Ochako in a nut shell, kind and cheerful and wanting to make people happy. All because she saw how tired and exhausted, both physically and mentally, her parents where. She saw a hero saving people, and all she could see where the people being saved and happy.

That’s what a hero is to Ochako, someone who makes people smile. And seeing Deku try so hard to help everyone around him, his fellow students, his rivals, civilians and even people who don’t like him one bit…all she could think about was what would happen when a hero needs saving.

That’s Ochako Uraraka, the kind of person who sees someone trying their hardest, and wanting to be their to help them up when they fall. It comes naturally to her.

So, to all you people saying her characterization and personality start and end with Deku, that she’s just another female shonen love interest with no qualities separate from the main character, I say this:

BITCH WHERE????!?!? WHERE THE //FUCK/// DO YOU SEE FRAGILE???

2. SUPER FUNKY.

I dunno what this guys deal is…but I like it. I think he made that super weird thing with Deku’s quick on purpose, to show him that even after everything he’s learned he can’t use this power without consideration.

Deku feeling like he made no progress at all, thinking that all his training was for nothing…I think it just pissed off Mr. Super Funky (and yes I will continue to call him that even after we get his name) because that wasn’t the point he was trying to make.

“TRY HARDER DUDE!” He shouts, because Deku can try harder, he can do better, and he isn’t alone either. I also think Mr. Super Funky knew people would be able to stop Deku before he caused any damage, and is also telling Deku to have more faith.

Both in himself, the people around him, and…uh…the people within himself.

This is straight up Avatar State bullshit and I am all for it. This arc just got really interesting….

i dont know when it happened but somewhere along the way “shipping” got a new meaning for younger folk that seems to translate to “i want these people together for real asap”. i think the media had something to do with it. but guys.

guys.

shipping absolutely Does Not mean demanding anything from people/creators. shipping isn’t about expecting and waiting for the day it will certainly happen. it is not a direct translation to Happen Or Die.

shipping means you like the idea of two (or more) people together. you like the concept. you find it fun to imagine the dynamics. you even create fanon content of it (fic, art, edits). it’s all in your head and it’s Fine that way.

is it nice to have a ship become canon? oh my god, yes. but that’s not what shipping is about and yall need to take a step back and breathe because being a jerk to people aint gonna change their mind about ships.

have a good night.

We all need this reminder from time to time. 

Why did this have to change?

Bring back sane shipping 2k19

I drew the four Officially Recommended students of U.A.! To me, they’re the coolest kids.

@kitanoko

Terrible First Impressions

Characters/Pairing: Todoroki Fuyumi, Endeavor | Todoroki Enji, Hawks, Miruko, Huwumi (Hawks/Fuyumi), Hawks & Miruko

Rating: T

Tags: First impressions, crush at first sight, drunken flirting, drunken shenanigans, swearing, breaking and entering, Endeavor tries

Word Count: 4500+

Summary: Fuyumi gets woken up in the middle of the night by strange noises in the manor. In her panic she tells Endeavor, and somehow the situation ended with her having an early breakfast with her father and his two colleagues. To make things more awkward one of them tries asking her out.

Excerpt: “…are they drunk?“ She slowly asks, observing the way Hawks is struggling to get off the floor as Miruko giggles uncontrollably.

Endeavor nods and heaves another long sigh. “I have no idea how they got in…”

Hawks manages to push himself up on to his elbows with the help of his wings and sports a wide, shit-eating grin on his red face. “Door was unlocked. Also we smashed a window.”

Notes: I’m trying out a new layout for posting fics on Tumblr. If the word count is over a certain point I’ll only post an Ao3 link, if it’s short enough I’ll post the whole thing here as well. Anyway, this is a huwumi fic inspired by the joke from Friends “Hello people who don’t live here. I gave you a key for emergencies.” “We ran out of Doritos.” and it spiraled out of control.

Read it here on Ao3!

@rex101111 @kitanoko

“That days whispered to me to keep living.”

Sorry for my poor English but i just wanted to say that I LOVE ALL MIGHT AND IZUKU MIDORIYA SO MUCH Twitter

@rex101111 Honestly, this is probably what Torino did all the time whenever Toshinori cleared a milestone.

It goes without saying that chapter 192 was an overall outstanding chapter but,

This is by far my favorite panel from the whole chapter because of this little excerpt from Endeavor’s monologue. This is what I hoped so desperately for. This is the direction I hoped Horikoshi would stir this arc in. This is why I was patient and stayed mostly put when watching Endeavor’s character development.

For this moment.

“I have no intention to ask for forgiveness after all that’s happened.”

Thank God he said it himself.

Endeavor won't ask for forgiveness because he can't but what he can do is to earn it. Because that's what being ENDEAVOR means.

Oh my god she is so beautiful !!! ♡♡

And she looks so badass💪

@rex101111

Long haired Pidge is Best Pidge

Reblog if you agree

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Inspired from recent chapters:

Ochako and Mina do a study session in Mina’s room and Ochako finds Mina’s “Musutafu Middle School Yearbook” album.

“No way!!! This is <i>Kirishima</i>!!!??” She pointed at his old picture.

“Yeah, can you believe how lame he looked?” Mina chuckled.

“But this and now is like night and day!!”

“You’d better believe it, girl.” Mina assured her friend, before switching to a more thoughtful expression.

“Y'know, I just think he’s too hard on himself. Back then, he often kept comparing himself to me even though he didn’t need to.” Mina explained, as she looked back on their middle school days.

“But Kirishima’s such an upbeat guy, kinda hard for me to imagine him like that.” Ochako said, still not quite believing what she’s learning about Kirishima.

“Well, fact is he was. Look, what I’m about to tell you stays between you and me, ok? Kirishima’s real sensitive about his past, so promise me you won’t tell anyone.” Mina hushed, putting a finger on her lips.

“Sure.”

Mina then proceeded to tell the story of how and why Eijirou Kirishima is the man he is now. During this entire conversation, Ochako noticed a certain look in Mina’s eyes that felt familiar…

“And that’s how it is. Personally, I think Kirishima’s already overcome his past….no, I think Red Riot is already a super cool hero in my eyes.” Mina grinned triumphantly.

That’s when it clicked. That familiar gleam in Mina’s eyes that Ochako had been noticing throughout their conversation, it was the same kind of look when she was talking about Deku. It wasn’t quite love….<i>yet</i>. But the small bud definitely existed.

And that’s when a devious plan popped into her mind. For some people, it would be a cruel one, if not Bakugou-levels of dickery. But oh, it was gonna be worth it to teach Mina a lesson or two.

“Wow, I never would’ve expected <i>you</i> and Kirishima-kun had that kind of story together.” Ochako smiled, with a slight emphasis on ‘you’. People had told her before she’s nice almost to a fault, and this was no different. A part of her felt guilty about what she was planning, so at the very least she’d give a hint to Mina as a heads up.

Mina on the other hand, simply raised an eyebrow. Why did she feel like she just threw herself into the lion’s mouth?

“Mina-chan, is it okay if I tell Deku about this? I mean, we’re pretty much dating at this point, so we tell each other everything. I promise we won’t tell too.” Ochako asked with a tinge of embarrassment.

“Oooh, what else do you tell each other?” Mina grinned, wanting to know more, forgetting the momentary feeling of dread she was feeling seconds ago.

“Mina-chan~” Ochako groaned, but also relieved because her topic diversion worked.

“Ok, okay, sure. It’s getting late now. Why don’t you go back to your room?” Mina shooed her out of her room.

Minutes later, Ochako reached Deku’s room.

“O-ocha-k-ko??” Deku stuttered, looking terrified at her expression.

“Deku~~ wanna get some revenge??” She said oh so sweetly….with a maniacal grin that would unnerve even Shigaraki.

The next week, the plan would be put into motion. Most of the kids were out doing internships. Fatgum’s office was having some downtime, so Kirishima hadn’t been called in for work. Meanwhile, Mina had a bit of extra homework so she stayed behind to watch Eri.

It happened at dinnertime. Mina called Eri down and there she was.

Wearing Red Riot’s mask, and shoulder braces. Underneath it, she wore Mina’s full body suit and on her waist, a belt with a big red “R” on the buckle.

Mina dropped her soup ladle and gawked speechless at the sight. Eijiro choked on his drink as he turned away from the tv to see what the fuss was about.

Both of looked at each other for a moment before turning to Eri.

“Eri-chan, w-where did you get these clothes?” Mina asked.

“Yaomomo-neechan made it for me!! Papa and Mama told me to show it to you, Surprise!!” Eri exclaimed.

“Y-yeah. Surprise.” Mina flatly replied, as she twitched all over.

Eijiro meanwhile, immediately swooped in.

“Now that’s looking manly!! Wanna show me whatcha got, kiddo?” Eijiro said, as he picked her up, before glancing back to Mina with a slight blush.

As both of them went further out into the garden, Mina slumped back into the building and plopped down on the sofa in a daze.

“Me and Kirishima!!?? No way!!” She shook her head, trying to shake of her shock. But the more she thought about it, the more heat was rushing to her cheeks.

She stuffed her face in the couch pillows for a few minutes or so, before finally calming down.

She knew which culprit was responsible for this

'Well played, Urara-chan, well played'.

This only meant one thing.

This means war.