bert and ernie go to ikea

Star Trek is so teletubbycore like watch this

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

nothing else in cinema has been able to match the muppets from space brick house opening number

CONGRATULATIONS JEDEDIAH ON WINNING THE TITLE OF ULTIMATE COWBOY!!

BOY HOWDY, IT WAS A HECK OF A COMPETITION! HE AND ARTHUR MORGAN WERE NECK IN NECK, SPENDING MOST OF THE WEEK SWITCHING 1ST PLACE BY 1%. AND YET, IN THE LAST HALF OF THE LAST DAY, JEDEDIAH PULLED AHEAD, WINNING BY A NARROW 3.9%! THIS SHOOTOUT HAS PROVEN HE'S THE MOST BELOVED COWBOY CHARACTER OUT HERE. YEEHAW!

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

I'm searching for a cultural term that may or may not exist.

You know the practice of leaving something at a friend or family member's house when you leave so you'll "have to come back again", as a sort of good luck charm? Sometimes it's a flirting thing, but I'm thinking of the platonic version where it's kind of a "I can't say goodbye forever, I still need to get my pen back".

Is this a cultural practice or something endemic to my family, and does it have a name?

oh like the costanza leave behind?

Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

The first guy to get his dick sucked was so brave like... the human mouth literally has 32 rocks in it designed to smash and grind things to a pulp. he risked it all for some sloppy

snoopy image of the day