time to eat the apple the suspicious old women in the woods gave me! sure hope its not poisoned!

by talos this can't be happening

Do y'all remember when there was all out war multiple times between official blogs.

Remember when we got death threats for leaving the officialverse

Remember when you fucked the grinch

I still have nightmares about it

Babe wake up!! Unofficial kirby just posted!!!!!!

Why am i gay

boobs.

boobs.

They have entrapped me in this plush prison

They got you too??

I have been skating and dancing for 12 hours straight now

please

let me stop

Sometimes your rich uncle gets framed by an evil version of himself and then summons a bunch of other evil versions of your uncle and you have to use a magical water gun to pluck them all

That happened to my buddy eric once

New year new me!!! Time to reset the count !!!

Oh yea mean the count for 2023??

Yes....the count for 2023 which is the logical and safe option and not for anything immoral and illegal

gONNA DRI NK THE GE NDER FLU ID WH  O  EL SL E WHA NT S I N

I'm full on bones, thanks anyways though

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

Didn't that literally already happen??

shut the fuck up no it didn't

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

whats cannon is what I make cannon so shut the fuck up

you cant just make whatever you want cannon you gotta stay true to your story

YOU LITERALLY MADE IT CANNON THAT YOU HAVE A PET TIGER

YOU LEAVE ESMERALDA OUT OF THIS!!!!

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

Didn't that literally already happen??

shut the fuck up no it didn't

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

whats cannon is what I make cannon so shut the fuck up

you cant just make whatever you want cannon you gotta stay true to your story

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

Didn't that literally already happen??

shut the fuck up no it didn't

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

Didn't that literally already happen??

I am a jester performing for an audience of ghosts.

I'm in the audience now do your funny little dance