she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple
I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
would you describe your relation with your creative works more like a parent to a child or like a mad scientist to their experiments?
you’d fuck a fence if it was fat and hairy
i sure fucking would
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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The trifecta
if you mix them together and drink it you immediately grow a second body
new contender for best community note of all time
Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
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Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure