You are beautiful

Havent done the english tittle yet but that should only take it a bit. Anyway heres the cover art for Anatomy of an almanac.

So, so may brain cells where lost making this.

Also fuck you I did not make this in a masive ass canvas for it to be compressed FUCK 

Finished this out of spite because my schedule is a never ending stream of bullshit, and that good forsaken “time” is never going to come so I might as well procrastinate on my homework like everyone else.

Poll: is this relatable or do I need to go figure some things out?

Your honor I love them

girl help I'm yearning

School's giving me the royal beatdown but I just need to draw them being cute

I feel like the Al-An wears a jacket saga needs its own post (mostly because I love Robin and how I drew her here so I can't let it be buried in replies)

This is the original post with the original problem of "Why did you draw the shirt and jacket open Maria?"

Honestly there is nowhere near enough ship art of these two

a silly workaholic shrimp and his even sillier primate companion

half.alive - creature

"Stop being so damn sweet, Your giving me terrible impulses.." Robin snorted as she pressed another soft kiss to her architect's jaw, the soft content hum her affection earned her only further instigated her dotting.

"Impulses..?" Her architect asked softly tilting his head curiously, she could hear his intrigue but the poor precursor was far too distracted indulging in her attention then to pry any further into the less then innocent comment.

"Yes very invasive ones…" Robin laughed giving into the urge to kiss the side of his neck, trying her damnest to catch one of the anxious streaks of light racing over her carapace.

"Oh…Yes I believe I understand…" Al-an sighed, his claws contently playing in her long braids as he waited patiently for his human to get her fill of him.

"Oh..do you..?" Robin asked curiously.

"Yes, intrusive musings, I often experience these phenomenon when i encounter your coffee machine and contemplate my experiences with it.."

"Hahaha! What..?" Robin couldn't help herself, a mirth filled snort escapes her lips.

"Do you find my unfortunate encounter with your overwhelming bean stimulant amusing Robin..?"

Al-an huffed, a claw idly lifting her chin, angling her face up to meet his eyeless face.

"No..no..i just-" Robin was over taken by the laughter, made even more prominent when her architect blazed an incredulous yellow.

"It was not." Al-an moped broodingly.

"Okay, okay…i know" Robin snickered getting another soft kiss against her cheek for her indiscretion.

"You are still laughing. Perhaps i should recount some of your more questionable decisions in the past year…" Al-an sniffed, pinching her side gently.

"Don't be salty, that was one hundred percent your fault big guy." Robin squeaked with laughter, betting away her testy architect.

"Our vessels require very little salt, I am however experiencing a critical deficit in suger…" Al-an deadpanned rather urgently.

"You are..? No wait. Really Al-an!?" Robin wheezes equally appalled and amused by the terrible pick up line.

"Robin, please utilize haste, I require your aid, carry on." Al-an insisted, pressing forward for his demand.

"Holy sol, your rotten, fine you win." Robin huffed far more flustard then she rightfully should have been at the silly joke.

She didn't even try to stop the laugh the bubbled up when her architect gives a satisfactory hum.

HAPPY FRIDAY I MISS THEM

It's Friday! Cutting down making these meme dumps to once a week was a good call: I've been ill the last few days and am only now starting to feel human again. Well. As human as I ever did.

Anyway, enjoy! and count yourself lucky I did not indulge my angsty side today as I have many heartbreaking memes saved up...

Previous meme dump!

As someone who was recently in Fukui, this isn't even scratching the surface of how mad the town is for dinosaurs.

For example, here is the outside of the train station:

If you thought that they were only outside the station, think again!

The last dinosaur has a crab, because the region is known for seafood.

You can even buy coffee emblazoned with dinosaurs!

And that's not even getting into how you get to the nearby Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum. Behold, the Dino-Liner:

And if you're like, man I don't know how the museum will top all of these dinosaurs, boy do I have news for you.

And then you get to the cafe:

But, eventually, it was time to head back to the train station...on the dino bus.

I think more of the world should be this abnormal about things

Especially dinosaurs

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)