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pastel shits and gay ships

@just-a-primadonna / just-a-primadonna.tumblr.com

finland | drawing | primadonna
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fraciel

kelatkaa jos karhut olis niin ku linnut ja muuttais etelään talviks talvehtimisen sijaan ja aina loka/marraskuussa tyyliin valkovenäjä ym alkaa muistutella paikallisia et olkaapa varovasti kun tästä tulee kohta ne 5000+ karhua läpi :) ja keväällä sama toiseen suuntaan paitsi nyt ne on vihaisia kun niillä on vauvat messissä :)

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American Tumblr: PLEASE don’t talk about Joxter fucking this is a KID’S SHOW 

Finnish Tumblr: Moomin does cocaine off of Snufkin’s body because he can’t see the cocaine on Snorkmaiden’s body

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ruttotohtori

Älkää kertoko amerikkalaisille siit ficist mis Niiskuneiti runkkas hattivatil :D

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I’m gonna betray Ruttotohtori and tell you. It says “don’t tell the Americans about the fic where Snorkmaiden masturbates with a hattifattener”

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anusvatkain
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Suomalaiset on niin hyvässä asemassa. Voidaan tehä ja ymmärtää suomalaisia, englantilaisia ja joitain ruotsalaisia meemejä. On meillä asiat hyvin.

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You feel? :D

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whoever sent this to me, YES! This sums up my Finnish language experience

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uraraka: you don’t think i can fight because i’m a woman
bakugou: i don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. for what it’s worth, i don’t think all might could fight in that dress either
all might: perhaps, but i would make a radiant bride
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Side Note To Fan Fic Authors

Here’s the thing.

I read a lot of scripts.  A lot.  From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies.  Features and pilots.  Specs and treatments.

And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that I’ve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff.  It’s more inspired.  It’s more compelling.  It’s genre bending and creative and heartfelt.  It’s well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful.  It’s smart and thoughtful and good.  It’s novel-quality.  Better than, sometimes.

Rare is the script I don’t want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And it’s not even a fan fic author’s day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.

So my point is, fan fic authors, you’re good.  You’re good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesn’t always feel like it, especially if you’re one of the authors who’s not a BNF and doesn’t get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as “not real writing.” You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  You’re better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know you’re already doing it.   You’ve already started.

And you’re more talented than you might think.

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fedkaczynski

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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misteryada

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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superkat500

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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Perfection

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2xMy6iU

by Vixenfur

Mika felt a flush spread on his cheeks when Yuu’s tongue graced his bottom lip. He broke their contact, nervously and distractedly glancing out the window. “Yuu-chan, there’s soldiers watching—”

“And the room is probably bugged,” Yuu responded lowly, breath warm against Mika’s lips as he reached up and turned Mika’s face back towards him with his fingers. “I know. Let them see. I don’t care, I want you…”

It’s the beginning of chapter 71, except it goes down a different route (to say the least).

Words: 5516, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2xMy6iU

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