voldemort out, bitches

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

????????????????????????????? thats not the reason n u kno it

I guess I'm tumblr's resident furry now they promote me as such

I've been active under this name since like 2015 and this is what you choose out of my endless posts? For shame

UNIRONICALLY PIZZA IS GOOD FOR YOU especially if you add toppings and use whole wheat crust, its only marginally less healthy than say, a sandwhich with the same toppings.

Pizza tends to be greasier than a sandwich with cheese and tomato.

right, the Diet and health supplement markets don't want you to know this, but grease makes something only marginally less healthy.

if youre using butter as grease that's 11% your dd of vitamin A as well as 7.2g/tbsp saturated fats, which are crucial for blood sugar stability

if youre using grass fed butter that shit gets even MORE nutrients.

stop being afraid of core parts of your daily diet like "grease" and "calories" and "carbohydrates" you need to eat that shit to not die

Also this is such a nice reminder of how much health food verbiage is all total bullshit

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal

Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

I like it private not secret

Rated M-

What's going on in there??

Finally found the place they ordered those fries from

Reddit wins this one

With the casting of season two of PJO coming up, I keep seeing people talk about who they want for certain roles like Tyson, Thalia, Silena, etc., but I think we’re forgetting about the most obvious and important casting decision. By that, I mean I will never be truly happy until Jack Black is cast as Blackjack. I genuinely couldn't care less about the casting; I trust the casting director with my life, but if I don’t get to hear the voice of Jack Black call Walker Scobell "boss,” I don’t think I’ll ever be truly satisfied. If Lin Manuel Miranda can be Hermes, I fully believe we can get Jack Black

what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself