please look at this picture of my dog

thank you

nice uplifting content from tumblr user kill-all-bronies

S E X U A L  F A N T A S I E S 

@danielhowell

it should be transparent but whoops if it isn’t

you ever got that one distant mutual u always figure must have unfollowed u by now and then they pop up in your notes and you’re like….. wow shes still Doing That… bitch is still here despite it all….. what kind of validation

Homophobia: Murder, corrective rape, conversion therapy, being disowned, losing your job, getting denied housing, harassment, etc

“Heterophobia”: being called a “straighty” on the internet.

Racism: Murder, police brutality, corrupt criminal justice system, not being hired for a job you’re qualified to do, denied housing, racial profiling, hate crimes, etc

“Reverse Racism”: being called a “whitey” on the internet. 

Transphobia: Murder, police brutality, being disowned, being kept out of gendered spaces you belong in, getting denied housing, losing your job or not being hired, etc

“Cisphobia”: “down with cis”

ALL OF THIS.

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

FUCKING YES

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

this totally made me think of this post

it got better

crazy to think gamers were once humans, like us

no they werent

Fool. To deny their former humanity is to deny the fact that, within each of us, the seed of a gamer exists, the potential to overwhelm us and make us into horrors. To deny this is to welcome that seed’s germination, its growth, until one day you find yourself with a 360 controller in one hand, a bag of Doritos in the other, and a bottle of Dew between your teeth, all because of your foolish pride.

I’m not the best at pronouns, but I’ll get their.

this is the quality lgbt humor I came for

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

this is the cutest gif i have ever seen in my life but it also features a gay orgy so proceed with caution

AS ADVERTISED.

ThE GRABBY HANDS I CANNOT

I don’t know how to react. Like that was so cute but also there were dicks

“I don’t know what to do, everyone is taken”

“C’mere bro, I gotchu”

“Aww, bro”

[*trans = not identifying with assigned sex at birth  *cis = identifying with assigned sex at birth]

hello there!

wanna hang out with some beautiful blue-white-pink flowers for a couple hours to chat about dan and phil and whine about terfs this july? youve come to the right place!

↪ about meetups 

a meetup is essentially a lil event lasting a couple of hours where you can post things and get notes, followers and maybe even some new tumblr friends !

you can post things such as:

↪ when?

the meetup is going to be 21st-22nd july, 

12pm-12pm bst 1pm-1pm cest 9pm-9pm aest 6am-6am cst 7am-7am edt

here is a time zone converter if your timezone wasn’t listed! and remember, it’s alright if you were a little late, it goes on for a full day anyways <3

↪ where? 

under the following tags: 

 #trans phandom meetup #phandom meetup #phandom tumblr meetup 

↪ who?

trans* people - obviously !!  non-binary people - absolutely !!  questioning people - go ahead !!

cis* people - as this is a meetup for trans people only you cannot participate if you identify as cisgender but you are more than welcome to reblog this to show your support! 

↪ rules 

im really looking forward to seeing your beautiful faces! and if you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask <3

oh and if this gets less than 50 notes it never happened

blue beach

Reporter Brian Karem takes Sarah Huckabee Sanders to task during briefing over “inflammatory” media comments

Fuck. yeah. Roast her ass.

HE’S A REPORTER FOR PLAYBOY. we have reached the point where a playboy reporter is the only person brave enough to speak up about this bullshit

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

Suicidal people deserve better than to be told the main reason they shouldn’t kill themselves is because of how it might effect others. Suicidal people deserve love and help, not guilt trips. Suicidal people deserve to feel like their life is worth living, for their own sake… for their own happiness, their own experiences, their own possibilities, their own future.

!!!!!!!!!!!

SHAPESHIFTERS presents: Special Giveaway 4!

Hello, shapeshifters! Thanks to your donations, the fourth Shapeshifters donor-funded binder giveaways has been funded in full! It’s awesome. A dollar in the bucket here, a fiver there, and hey presto, someone wins a binder. We love getting to do this.

As special giveaways, this has a special prize. The lucky winner of this giveaway will receive one single-layer custom-sized binder in their choice of size, cut, and print, including any four-way stretch print available on Spandex House. Check out the store for basic options, or Spandex House’s website for approximately a zillion more choices.

Bonus round: add your favorite Spandex House print in the tags. Personally, this month I’m having feelings about paisley.

The fine print:

I hate rich white people

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

Things Yuuri Katsuki has definitely thought about while masturbating:

“Are you humming the Spice Girls while you masturbate? Again?” Phichit crashes in the door and turns on the light. 

“NO.” Yuuri flips onto his stomach and throws the shot of Viktor from last week’s issue of SKATE under the bed.

“Whatever.” Phichit throws this week’s copy of People at him. “Here. For your spank bank. Viktor’s got half a page on page seventeen. He’s shirtless.”

Not only is Viktor shirtless–his pants are unbuttoned. Yuuri clutches the magazine to his chest and stares up at the ceiling. “Am I pathetic?”

“No,” says Phichit, who completely and totally believes in his friend and knows that Yuuri will someday manage to blow Viktor Nikiforov in a men’s room somewhere

“Thank you,” says Yuuri, who isn’t quite sure he believes him.

“totally believes in his friend and knows that Yuuri will someday manage to blow Viktor Nikiforov in a men’s room somewhere“

the level of friendship I aspire to