do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

If Jet didn’t die in Lake Laogai imagine how fucking pissed he would be to find out that the new fire lord is Lee from the Jasmine Dragon. It would prove all of his convictions correct but he can’t bitch about it because what are they gonna do? Arrest the fire lord? For firebending?

God I miss wearing mcr shirts out in public.. that delicious combo of complete shame and utter pride .

Then wear the shirts in public??? I don’t see an issue here

There is a global pandemic.

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

@tariqah

This looks like, and I say this unironically, American Horror Story

give em the ol razzle dazzle

the gorillaz when they go oog oog aaa aaa chimp noise idk i never listened to gorillaz

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

“a pleasure to teach” on the report card meant obedient to a fault, a constant need to be perfect to keep “a pleasure to teach” on the report card, realizing you weren’t as perfect a student as you thought when school got tough, and your perfectionism and paralyzing fear of “getting in trouble” is so deeply ingrained in you that you procrastinate everything because if it isn’t perfect, you shouldn’t try at all

as compensation for all the existing fantasy films about a group of Tough Manly Male Warriors and one (1) token girl who probably gets kidnapped halfway though the film to advance the plot, we deserve a fantasy film with a group of competent badass lady warriors with actual backstories and motivations and a token himbo

and i'm not saying it HAS to be a barbie movie, but i do think that would definitely add something

here's my fancast

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Pretty sure that generation has been dead for awhile but ok, pretend one thing has something to do with another

The end of Jim Crow laws was in the 1950′s. The first black student to attend a formerly all white school was Ruby Bridges in 1960. 

Here she is being walked to school under the protection of Federal Marshals because angry white people were ready to harm or kill her. 

Here she is in 2010, eight years ago. 

The generation that enforced segregation is not dead, fucko. They were our fuckin grandparents, and it was not that goddamn long ago. 

Google is free. 

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 

Same energy

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

SIGH.

#my sediments exactly

Don’t take puns for granite.

These jokes just keep getting boulder.

i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.

Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back

Yeah, everyone, be gneiss.

I’m cracking up at this.

Rocks

Thank you for that earth-shaking contribution.

Don’t mine me, I’m just marbling at the humor.

The layers to this post are practically strataspheric.

we wouldn’t want this post to erode away

very smart, very igneous, but don’t let your sense of humor become a fault

Big lick energy

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